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“The verb ‘to context fuck’ came into common circulation in 2026, when Green Party MP @carla_denyer was so severely context fucked that a new term had to be invented.”
Replying to @carla_denyer
To Jewish members of the party: The motion proposers made clear in the debate that they have no intention for Jewish members to feel targeted for their beliefs or associations. If anyone does try to use it in this way, I will be there for you with my solidarity and support.
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Conference rejected an amendment (684-1026) barring use of the motion to discipline members for Zionist synagogue affiliation. Party spokespeople say Jewish members will not be targeted for attending them. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… leftfootforward.org/2026/10/green-…
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Brendan O’ Neill sums up all the discussion surrounding Israel vs Ireland on Sunday night. Every word. Nailed it. “There is no way to explain this mania and hypocrisy…” 🎯🎯🎯
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A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens. Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola's words at his first press conference as City manager: "Fasten your seat belts".
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If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.5 billion years old and you’ve managed to exist at the same time as this era of Tottenham Hotspur.
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Aston Villa: Zero wins and one Premier League goal all season before today. Enter Doctor Tottenham.
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Is this Zack Polanski?😂😂
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Zak D retweeted
The comments on this are quite the best on X for a long time. Kinda restores your faith in British humour/realism.
Bryony and Matt are spending £820,000 on a modern, high-performance home on the Cornish coast - designed to meet the highest environmental standards. Will they pull it off? 📺 NEW Grand Designs | Tonight, 9pm | Channel 4
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Now all that's left is for Google to remove the Photos door? @Android @AndroidDev @GoogleVRP
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I can’t stress this enough. Unless you know exactly what you are doing, please do not get into scam baiting. You don’t know what they know about you and it can be dangerous. Don’t engage and don’t try to outsmart them. Hang up and report it theguardian.com/money/2026/a…
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Me explaining AI to friends
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There’s a pretty recent precedent for what happens when you try dumb shit like this: afp.gov.au/news-centre/media…
me when ive never done any sort of hacking ever in my life so i need to do it as obnoxiously as possible and also my brain has been replaced by a can of peas
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Microsoft has confirmed a widespread, worldwide campaign targeting business travelers through compromised hotel Wi-Fi. It’s new advice: assume public and hospitality networks aren’t trustworthy. My latest on @forbes forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/…
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Who owns trust? Nobody should. More than 1 billion AI agents active by 2029. Identity alone will not prove an agent remains within its delegated authority. Zero Trust is about to fail the AI test. forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/…
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Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 National Associations

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Absolutely brilliant from @NickFerrariLBC
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🚨 NEW: The Tories have mocked Lucy Powell's grammar in a post celebrating her appointment as Education Secretary
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Norway may row. But England roars 🦁🦁🦁 Good luck tonight team, from our Armed Forces around the world! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @England
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"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides." "When is a player offsides?" "Whenever anything exciting happens."
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Thomas Tuchel on Reece James’ hamstring injury: “Nobody saw it coming.” Everyone: We literally all saw it coming.
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