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at one point my professional life and sex life both dealt with mudslides. I “order dessert” 🌈. Opinions are my own. #blacklivesmatter

Joined July 2015
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Ok but when the award reads: “specialist deestance ate and left no crumbs. She was giving what she needed to give and we as the United States Army has no choice but to stan.” I’m gonna be jealous af!!
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JUST ANOTHER GREAT REASON TO VOTE
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They’re gonna live stream someone being wheeled out in a wheel chair to be executed by a firing squad?
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The fact we are having to argue about what is on video and being gaslit about it is what bothers me the most. He wasn’t talking about gas prices when he said “they can take out a city”
Are you obtuse? He was saying elevated gas prices are a small price to pay to *prevent* the Iranian regime from obtaining a nuclear weapon and bombing American cities.
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Some lady on TikTok posted her and her husband were together for 18 years, separated, but she got her 15 blessings (kids) out of it and the comments were like absolutely not!! 🤣🤣🤣
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wtf was the point of the Paul brothers going to the pentagon to meet with military personnel? Save that shit for a meet and greet at the px like it belongs.
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What is up with these fake ass texts? Is it just for rage baiting?
when family shows up unannounced demanding to hold a newborn… and it gets ugly
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If you ever think you are making bad life decisions just know there are Muslim republicans in Texas.
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Wanna see some of the most miserable people you’ve ever seen? Look at this thread. Imagine being mad at someone that can afford snacks at the 7-eleven.
Does it piss anyone else off seeing an illegal walk out of a 7-Eleven with free snacks, texting on their free government phone, then hop into a brand new Nissan Maxima… All while our veterans struggle, our seniors can’t afford their meds, and Social Security is almost bankrupt?
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There’s a literacy problem in this country but Pizza Hut still has personal pan pizzas so what’s not clicking?
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He’s right. Like I went to the gym and my headphones died at the start of my workout and I just pushed through it and finished. Didn’t complain or nothin.
My knee jerk reaction about the USS Abraham Lincoln is suck it up buttercup. But being a grunt, not showering for 6b months, and eating one field ration a day with no milk, vegetables or fruit was miserable but I never thought once about whining to our command or family. I know the Navy is different. My concern after acknowledging this is still a concern that the sailors are complaining about their mental health, not having fresh milk, etc. The embarrassment that this is causing, showing how soft our military to our enemies should concern everyone. Also the impact of these sailors being able to complain to the outside world. If we ever went into an actual war, we'd have military members complaining about no shore time, no options on the buffet, and how the enemy keeps shooting at them!
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A toxic love story on Netflix is crazy cause I don’t even know if I could explain what I just watched if I wanted to.
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They wanted the movie to flop so bad that now they’re making up lies that don’t even make sense. What company would spend 100s of millions in fake ticket sales? The point of making the movie is to make money.
BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.
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Weird how many people suddenly are ok with an immigrant being president. Same people that were screaming about a birth certificate.
Replying to @fuelkek
Elon musk will run for Presidency someday. Mark these words
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This is why he’s been crying he got cheated so hard because he cheated and thought he’d be unbeatable.
Putin Last night Donald Trump released a declassified document that says his own intelligence community identified Putin as personally running an operation to defeat my father in 2020, built around a fake Burisma corruption scandal centered around me and executed through prominent Americans. Trump tasked his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, to fly to Kyiv and meet a known Russian agent. The Americans who ran, laundered, and legitimized the operation: Donald Trump. Rudy Giuliani. John Solomon. Joe DiGenova. Victoria Toensing. Lev Parnas. Igor Fruman. Chanel Rion. Sean Hannity. Steve Bannon. Miranda Devine. Ken Vogel. Ron Johnson. Chuck Grassley. James Comer. Jim Jordan. To name a few. An operation formally sanctioned by Trump's own Treasury Department on September 10, 2020, and expanded to include more named actors on January 11, 2021. Oh, and don't forget the Russian-linked FBI informant Alexander Smirnov, who later pleaded guilty to making the entire Burisma bribery story up. The record exists and we have all the receipts, and more.
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People from flyover states really spend so much time hating California and they’ve never even been there.
Cali people are just so out of touch (to me) it turns me off every time. Why are they like that. It’s a whole different world over there
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Can't get over the hatred and demonization our trans fam get (not even counting govt prejudice). The friends I have irl and here are truly better people than I. Stronger, too. I don't know if I'd be able to handle the shit they deal with. Y'alls strength is amazing. Stay up.
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Like this. Apparently bored at my desk a lot.
What y’all look like In 2014?
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“I thought she was just a normal meth addict” is a crazy statement. 🤣🤣🤣 Worst neighbor ever, indeed.
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Idk this magic eye ass trend ain’t for my blind ass I guess.
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Imma need this changed before I have to renew.
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