20 years of winning. Unemployed Founder of https://xitter.cf/t.co/iLAAuBSVZs / @udotsoftware

Tempe, AZ
Joined April 2009
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i'm a perpetual victim who's stupid and weird
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no way people on tiktok are this stupid
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who has the craziest cloudflare dashboard screenshot
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@grok find one i wanna know
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is it true that the more brain damage you have, the more successful you are in American capitalism? Call that retard-maxxing The dumber you are, the more stupid shit you throw at a wall, and the more that sticks.
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keep going 😩🥺 i’m almost finished
Imagine typing “keep going” every couple hours from here.
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idk about you guys, but im voting for whoever stops texting my damn phone first
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traditional society ended the day this emoji was added to ios 🫪
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i miss when license plates had the indents on them. now it’s lame and flat and boring
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How is it that China bans pornography, yet it manufactures roughly 70% to 80% of the world’s sex toys.
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The deal is as follows: Give me all the alpha contained in your business In return I give you: Fancy Colors ✨🕺
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PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR ALPHA 🥺🥺🥺🥺 PLEASEEE
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Guess it’s time to evolve. After 4 years, I didn’t think they’d actually do something like this. But I guess they are going to.
Discord is about to put your public messages on Google Discord will start making messages from Discoverable public servers searchable on Google and other search engines from mid-December. The feature is ON by default in most regions, but you can opt out: User Settings → Data & Privacy → turn off “Show my message content from Discoverable channels on web pages.” In the EU, UK, Canada, Brazil, Australia and South Korea, it will be OFF by default. Private servers, DMs and group DMs are not included. Usernames and avatars won’t appear alongside indexed messages.
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Facebook developer experience is the worst I've seen bar none. It's going to be incredibly ironic if meta ends up winning the AI race.
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probably best time ever to be unemployed
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I really wish @Cloudflare had a good ios app. Even just for monitoring.
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something tells me that alone is what got me to where I am
Side note: highly recommend not pissing off 155IQ cracked autist with long time horizons and unlimited will fueled by turbo ADHD spite/sense of justice
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genuinely how do these mid ass TLD's have registration prices over 50$.
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.trust literally has 56 registered domains. not 56,000. fucking 56.
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