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mandisa 🇿🇦

@ummandiisa

my hands save lives

 Durban, South Africa
Joined February 2014
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poppingzee@poppingzee_zwOct 28
permanent job
Fancy Nancy 🥹🎀 (@dfwnancy_) profile pictureFancy Nancy 🥹🎀
@dfwnancy_Oct 28
handjob or blowjob ?
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Jack Bloom
@JackBloomDAOct 19
More than a year ago I raised the issue of Malvern Clinic in Johannesburg that was without water. Together with Ward Clr Neuren Pietersen, we got these big new tanks. It was raining when I visited, a source of water we need to use as well.
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They have all been arrested. Thank you, South Africa! 🙏🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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Msunu ka Johann Rupert (@ZizinjaAbelungu) profile pictureMsunu ka Johann Rupert
@ZizinjaAbelunguOct 27
📌📌📌🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 South Africa, we have an Obligation to find these things.
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𝓤.@_fuego98Oct 28
Unsuccessful attempt. I’m a lover girl bafazi 💔💔💔💔💔
𝓤. (@_fuego98) profile picture𝓤.@_fuego98Jul 17
I’m going to start dating for money now. The other stuff has not worked out for me 🙏🏾
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Sorren 🇫🇷
@sorren_lagannOct 28
Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
Derivau (@Naiuan26) profile pictureDerivau@Naiuan26Oct 27
Replying to @Altrocius
French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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aa-misaa🇫🇷🇧🇷@aamisaaaOct 27
Les américains quand tu leur donne de l eau mais quelle est pas sucré
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école (Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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Manu Rios bf.@versacemegOct 27
Ok she ateeee this
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Lulu
@bongyluazieyOct 27
Hhaibo lentombazane 😭😭 yaze yakhohlakala sies
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niggasbebrokeokayy
@khilaniiOct 26
them niggas ain’t shit
Koa.eth (@KoaWeb3) profile pictureKoa.eth
@KoaWeb3Oct 23
If you're really good in English, start a sentence with "Them"
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Mpho Tselapedi@mphor3893Oct 27
Please 🙏🏽 😭
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Please leave Tyla alone. Aren't you the same people who said you don't want her anywhere near afrobeats? Didn't you sign a petition to boycott her in Nigeria????
HILLS (@afrohyped) profile pictureHILLS
@afrohypedOct 26
Tyla needs to work with more Nigerian musicians. Pop sound isn’t working for her currently.
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Pulse Sports Nigeria
@PulseSportsNGOct 26
🚨🇿🇦 Jaden Adams was honored at the Ballon D’or, may he continue to rest peacefully 🕊️💔
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internet archiva
@internetarchivaOct 24
Wait for the smoothest car transition ever
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Snakier@SnakierRFOct 24
Les Japonais qui traitent les noirs de singes alors que ce sont eux les spécialistes pour se pendre aux arbres
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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Norma Kay
@realnorma_kayOct 24
Tibz's mother died one year after her son was gunned down with AKA His father says , she died from heartbreak Tibz was their only child
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乂@forthedamnhoesOct 23
next time your mom show you an unfunny memes, remember how she reacted when you showed her your wack crayon drawings.
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niti 🫧@nitigrandeOct 24
the bob is back for 1 year of CHANEL 🎀 #APOPWORLDTOUR
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kiss💋@tylakissOct 24
michael jackson performed the moonwalk for 26 years
marvy🗽 (@marvyrema) profile picturemarvy🗽@marvyremaOct 23
She’s never a Versatile, this is the same dance she’s been doing for the past two years
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