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Everyone needs to know what actually happened in Serbia.
Instead of students just protest against their government, the students organized themselves into a student list and ran in elections against their government—and they have just won.
Dear Serbia, congratulations on your victory; you have just opened a new door in protesting. This is history
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Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff
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Depends on the weather/time of day/relationship w mother/how my clothes fit/relationship w friends/how many days it's been since I washed my hair/love life/day of week/relationship w my sister/employment status/relationship w father/if my back hurts
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five minutes after Connor Hellebuyck was traded to New Jersey i got into my first car accident. In New Jersey. really couldn’t save that one bud? not off to a good start.
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If New Jersey is the armpit of America then I’m all up in that shit. My nostrils are flaring in that sweaty poignant crevice. I’m pressing my nose so hard into that armpit that the cartilage is going to be permanently deformed. I’m licking that shit. Every gland is being licked.
