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Joined May 2019
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Producers are not rated enough.
siesta - @cruelsantino & myself out now.
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A Lagosian who hasn’t seen light for 10 days will trek through smelly streets, dodging like a thousand street thugs, to jump on a bus with wooden seats, & still have the audacity to tell someone living in ABK or Ib that they are living in a village.
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I don explain myself tire. Be like say alll of una dey craze sef atp. Taking my harmless tweet out of context. Fuck y’all.
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My mother has a huge problem with me working out. That woman wants me to put on weight and me I just wanna be slim af lmaooo
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Yeee they are tearing me up oo Whole time I’m not even homophobic😭😭
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Isimi lagos charges 4.5m for 3 bedroom per night that can take 6 people. I’ll legit spend 2 weeks in Thailand w that money everything inclusive and prolly stay in a cottage that’s finer than that. Lagos mahn!
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I be sayinggggg! Most of the amazing people in my life rn, I met them this year lmao The more you hold on to those bridges you should burn, the more you repel good people that will add value to your life but ok!
Burn those bridges, you'll meet new people
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I’m now seeing what people are saying about too many gays in raves. No homo but omfg??
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There's nothing you can say to me that'll make me think I'm not who I think I am.
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The amount of hiss wey I don hiss today kmt
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I'm a woman of precision. Every one of my targets will be touched.
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Hate depending on somebody to get me what I want. I like making impulsive purchases
What motivates you to make money??
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Telling a deconstructed person that they'll find their way back to religion is like telling a free bird they'll find their way back to the cage.
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Is this supposed to be a lounge wear??
What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??
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God I just broke another braceket from my braces in just a week fgs🤦🏾‍♀️
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Eeei I think say na naira o😭
More like very dumb person. Gfb
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I don’t think people understand how cool Wizkid is, I love him as a person more than I love his songs
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-someone that doesn’t enjoy the art of cooking. The chopping, the washing, the grinding, the cutting, the aroma, the sizzling sound, the boiling sound, the beautiful sight when prepping!!! Ugh blissful! I loveeee cooking sm when I actually wanna cook.
Cooking is the lowest rewarding , highest effort chore ever.
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Asinnnn I thought I was the only one. That boy and his wife has been growing on me
Replying to @DurkioWiz
This guy done dey mature ooh I swear.. Peller just dey impress me lately.
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