madridista

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined December 2016
Cranberry juice taste like it wanna be alcohol but shy. Suffering from "what will people say".
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The last 7 days of hate watching
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🚨 Dani Carvajal: “Cristiano Ronaldo will reach 1000 goals, FOR SURE.” @diarioas
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🚨🗣️ Dani Carvajal “El Clásico?”: “I did NOT expect Madrid to play so well. I was pleasantly surprised. Mourinho's approach was VERY BRAVE.” @ellarguero
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Is it only me or there’s a Spanish bias in all Ballon d’or awards?
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I thought Pedri scammed a T10 finish then realized he wasn’t even nominated
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So basically Harry Kane won the ballon dor without a UCL or World Cup and being the second best player on his own team. Calm so why did Haaland get robbed off his???
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Richarlison bro, save yourself
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I need to learn a new language, this Ballon D’or has made me feel like I’m deaf😭
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Bro went 0/3 😭
PSG 2-4 Barcelona Barcelona 5-1 Real Madrid Lamine Yamal balon de oro
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PSG 2-4 Barcelona Barcelona 5-1 Real Madrid Lamine Yamal balon de oro
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Used La Liga stats to award Lamine Yamal best young player of the year over Pau Cubarsí Used the World Cup stats to award the Yasin Trophy to Unai Simon over David Raya. Used Bundesliga stats to award Ballon D’or to Harry Kane over Mbappé. Used Champions League stats to award club of the year. Use World Cup to award manager of the year. Ballon d’or in a nutshell. Zero consistency.
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“We will beat PSG on Tuesday, beat Real Madrid on Sunday, then we will celebrate it with Yamal’s Ballon D’or” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Lol 😂😂😭 Messi and Ronaldo’s era is officially over! Now the Ballon d’Or isn’t even being televised anymore? 😭🤣🤣 Football will never hit the same without those two! 💔🐐🐐
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Don't let this Ballon d'Or ceremony make you forget who won El Clásico.
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Kgane re lapisha keng e sale Vroeg so ? 🥺
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They’re doubting you. Make them remember. Racing Santander will pay.
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I'm 100% Sure Mbappe will out perform his last season. You people should pray he doesn't win a trophy because that's all he needed to win Ballon d'Or
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Harry Kane - No UCL, just league trophy… wins Ballond’or ✅ Dembele - UCL and league trophy…. Wins Ballond’or ✅ Vinicius - UCL and league trophy… No Ballond’or ❌
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As long as it’s not Messi or Yamal who won that Balon Dor Football won… 🔥🔥🔥
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