at this wedding the girls got prosecco placecards and the boys got aperol ones but I’m non-binary so they made me a custom margarita 😭🩷
in a cafe looking disappointedly at the ipad kids with their headphones on as I put on my headphones to watch something on my phone
two weeks after reading my first and only Murakami I was admitted to the psych ward, take that as you will
Author Ryu Murakami, whose edgy works explored sex, violence, and youth culture, has died, his publisher said Friday. He was 74. ebx.sh/LqglYT
unfortunately for you plebs I have hit my reading target of 45 books two months early and am now filled with superiority
my childhood best friend gets married this weekend and I’m already emotional. 29 years of friendship! marrying the love of her life! I am so excited!
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
to this day the most jealous I’ve ever been is of the toddler who used to go to my school with his da & school age sibling in one of these. imagine flying through the city in the rain in a cosy little trailer my GOD sign me up for reincarnation as a posh toddler















