UncleHive

When the doctor whispers “Does that feel good?”

Christmas is only 23 days away 💫

Another day in hell

This is the future Democrats want. VOTE @TheDemocrats @gop @republicans @HouseGOP @HouseDemocrats

The 🅱️ussy doesn’t fall far from the tree

Mondays

Hello @dieworkwear what is your verdict on these clothing outfits❓

Gift guide for Christmas For any men who have a religious girlfriend, this is an excellent medallion that will show how you value her

The post-ozempic tv era will be very tame — that is, until the GLP-1 takers have built up an immunity that the new drugs can’t overcome, at which point Americans will creep back into the 600 lb range, & television will be reborn on @TLC

In 1933, Ernest Hemingway published a now-famous short story, complete in 6 words. Let that sink in. I reproduce it here, in full: “For sale, one hole, greatly used.”

Hey @grok , if a ruthless ruling caste of obese billionaires institute a permanent global totalitarian dystopia, where would the single safest spot on planet earth be, to avoid a fate of performing analingus in exchange for food rations❓

It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. White collar & blue collar jobs have evaporated. A ruthless upper caste of hugely obese billionaires require analingus from you in exchange for a meager food allowance. They keep you underfed bc it suits their sexual desires. You eat ass daily.

When you get home after a long day at the dildo factory, which drawer do you open first❓

|| three day fast || nearly underweight ||

Shocking new low from the @TheDemocrats to get more votes Is this the same America we grew up in❓

Haven’t seen anyone use the term “malignant narcissist” in a while Just #UncleThoughts

Somebody posted this screenshot from a local gym in my town… apparently this is a federally mandated requirement, to have one of these machines in every gym? Make it make sense. @IlhanMN @Ilhan