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The mint link lands here before Holder Day.
Turn on notifications.
Today remains an excellent day to become one of us.
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Every game on Baes.app comes on a cartridge.
This one comes on 10,000 different ones.
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Everyone else: 0.003 ETH, up to 10 per wallet, on OpenSea.
Holder Day: Thursday, Nov 19, 16:00 UTC.
Public: Friday, Nov 20, 16:00 UTC, open until the last seat is taken.
The table seats 10,000.
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Most importantly: Regulars eat free.
1 cartridge for every Bario Punk.
1 cartridge for every Bario DMG-01.
2 cartridges for every Working Bario Punk.
No cap. Hold 100 Punks, claim 100 cartridges.
Snapshot: Tuesday, Nov 17, 16:00 UTC.
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Rarity is a look, never a stat.
The stranger your Bario, the finer his shell: grey, black, clear teal, gold.
Every cartridge plays the exact same game. The leaderboard only counts kills.
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Part three: your save file.
Unlocks, powerups, codex and your leaderboard row live on the cartridge, not in your wallet.
Selling your progress used to get your account banned. Here it's one transfer. Max a cartridge out, then keep it or let the market price your grind.
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Part two: your key.
This cartridge is the only way into The Undead Buffet.
Mint it. Connect. Pick your cartridge. Sign once. Play.
Right in your browser. No launcher, no download, no account.
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Part one: your PFP.
A different Bario on every label. 10,000 cartridges, no two alike.
Grey, black, clear teal or gold shell.
Portrait, traits and the spinning 3D cartridge live fully onchain. No IPFS. No dead links.
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The game.
You're Bario, and tonight you're the main course.
Carve through the horde. Stack 12 weapons, evolve them into something unholy, put down 12 bosses.
Campaign, Endless, and a Daily Seed where the whole world plays the exact same run.
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Here's the full menu.
The Undead Buffet: a horde-survival roguelite that runs right in your browser.
10,000 cartridges. Each one is your PFP, your key to the game and your save file, all at once. 🧵
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Why I’m bullish on $BAES and Bario Punks (@basebario) on @base
This is an under the radar consumer crypto ecosystem with live products, real revenue, and a closed-loop flywheel.
1. Live Products & Base Pedigree
• Live onchain game store (baes.app), retro OS (bariOS), and autonomous AI game rails.
• WebGL games mint as playable NFT cartridges where devs pocket 90% of sales instantly.
• Proven builders: Runner-up in Base Batches 001 with a $40k grant and direct incubation from Base/Coinbase.
2. Bario Punks: 3,333 Productive Workers
• Not static PFPs. Only 3,333 exist, acting as the workforce in Punk Town.
• Lock your Punk with BAES to work: 50% of the $BAES is burned forever, and 50% goes to the reserve backing the NFT floor.
• Staked Punks leave liquid supply, triggering an ongoing supply crunch.
3. Real Yield Backed by Tokenized US Stocks
• Protocol volume and DEX fees are converted to WETH to buy tokenized shares of Apple, Google, Meta, and Nvidia on the open market.
• These equities are paid directly to active working Punks.
• 40% of net profits from their Robinhood Chain Gacha game are bridged straight to Base to fund this pool.
4. Clean Tokenomics ($BAES)
• 100B fixed supply, 100% circulating, zero mint function, zero inflation.
• Uniswap v4 liquidity is permanently locked via @clanker_world .
• Deflationary sinks hardcoded into every product.
5. The Macro @Base Catalyst
If @Base leadership(@jessepollak , @cobie @brian_armstrong etc) starts heavily pushing native NFT ecosystems, what gets the spotlight? IMO, they will back battle-tested, Base Batches-incubated teams running real onchain commerce.
At current micro-cap levels, the asymmetry here is 🚀
NFA
Alpha in plain site 🤝 @BaseBario
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All you can kill. ⚔️
Drop your Base wallet below.
We’ll remember who showed up hungry.
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Round 7 spotlight goes to @BaseBario
they put Bario Punks fully onchain on @base, then turned Punk Town into a launchpad that pairs with tokenized stocks
a lot of these replies came from people riding with them since the BARIO days. respect
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#NewProfilePic. Big appetite.
Something good is coming for Bario Punks, Working Bario Punks and Bario DMG-01 holders.
(No snapshot yet. Today remains an excellent day to become one of us.)
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Coinflip is live in Punk Town. Pick a side and play with base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07.
Heads or tails. Whichever you choose, your chance of winning is exactly the same: 47.5%, with a full 2× payout on a win.
Every flip uses verifiable randomness from Pyth Entropy, with results settled onchain. Your chosen side does not influence the random draw. Bario cannot pick winners or change the odds.
The house edge is just 5%, built into those odds. There is no additional deduction from a winning payout.
That edge supports the game and Working Punks. When realized net profit is distributed, after accounting for player payouts and previous losses:
🔷 50% stays in the Coinflip bankroll to back future payouts.
🔷 50% funds base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 rewards for Working Bario Punks, shared according to their Crew weight, alongside their existing stock rewards.
🔷 Working Punks can settle and claim their base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 through Loot.
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imagine still believing that @base memecoins are "dead"



















