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colby

@uncookednoodle

fuck groks bitch ass

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Joined September 2015
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double fisting beers in front of mami was a dream come true
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Does he not know that talking to Luka Doncic is the worst thing you can do?
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my supergirl gets here tomorrow btw
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its okay to be addicted to weed and masturbation Those are the ones youre allowed to have
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i’m going beast mode
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Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it.That's what happens when incarceration rates go down and prisons start to lose money.
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when the weed hits back
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I need restaurant recommendations for SAN ANTONIO !
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KOFI
@TrueKofiApr 19
Avenged…at long last…
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why is a prediction market reporting this 😭😭
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketApr 14
JUST IN: Tenth person connected to top secret US nuclear research has reportedly vanished without a trace.
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mali@maineventmaliApr 4
decades worth of storytelling for cody and randy ends up with "jelly roll" and "pat mcafee" in the mix
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oso@2osoKFeb 25
you heard it from me first
oso (@2osoK) profile pictureoso@2osoKFeb 25
that punch monkey nigga is a CIA plant to distract yall from the real shit goin on
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Americans realizing they can go to prison for criticizing ICE but every pedophile in the Epstein files is still free
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksFeb 16
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Department of Homeland Security demands Google, Reddit, Meta, and Discord hand over personal data of users criticizing ICE.
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they are actively taking down videos of jd vance getting booed i don’t wanna hear yall say shit about chinese or north korean censorship ever again 😭😭😭
mick gzowski (@mickeysplasht) profile picturemick gzowski@mickeysplashtFeb 6
Vance booed at #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026 #USA #Vance
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The told you they had to buy TikTok because China would use it to control you Then, as soon as they got it, they showed you what censorship really was The US is everything they claim to oppose
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fuck triple h
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The way we live in an era where “Three Stages of Hell” doesn’t end a feud
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
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man i’ve been thinking
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the propaganda on facebook right now is absolutely insane
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