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Owning a @MonkeRejects gives you access into an exclusive loving family.

The fact that an “umpire” is still used in the mlb to make “calls” tells you all you need to know about mlb when we have AI that makes the calls in every other sport #mlb

Cop: This is my partner Me: Okay then kiss him on the lips

I h8 Angel Reese

Knicks are bullying Atlanta rn #nbaplayoffs

In-n-out lines are so long that it feels almost blasphemous calling it a fast food joint

Adversity introduces a man to himself

Pussy is pussy, substance is substance.

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king 👑

The chances I hit a good 2nd shot after a bomb drive are slim here… iykyk

I’d like to start a class to teach women in the art of toilet paper… You don’t need to mummify your hand in order to wipe a bit of piss. 4 squares max for pee

I think the biggest compliment is when someone tells you that you’re “well read” there’s a level of respect to it!

One of my favorite quotes is, “Anything I don’t love is still my own ignorance.” But fuck, every time I walk into the gym restroom I find it impossible to love all the old shriveled Asian penises I’m surrounded by…

And they’ll still say it’s fake