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latveria lmao
Joined September 2019
Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Can’t fucking wait to need a NVIDIA 100050 DLX w/FUCKTRACING AI JIGGLE ENGINE©️™️ in order to run the newest Lego game at 10 FPS
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Why is it built like a Dominican stripper
🎉 The **first prototype** of our life-size Lopunny plush is finally here! 🐰💖 We’ll continue refining her facial expression, eyebrow placement, and body shape. Have any suggestions? We’d love to hear them! We’re doing our best to bring everyone’s ideal Lopunny to life! ✨💕
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I’m so sick of these fuckass video essays. What the fuck do you mean Gilbert Garfield is the most disturbing ARG????
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attempting to watch Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2023)
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What the fuck are we doing
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TROLLFACE (2026)
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Damn dude didn’t know they hired Jane Doe from ViCAP
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Got into an argument with a middle aged coworker who threatened to tell my boss and told him to go cry to mommy if he wants to be a pussy
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Wait, the guy getting mauled to death by a tiger wasn't the public execution everyone's talking about?
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>harambe dragging child in 2016 >tiger mauling dumbass in 2026 hmmmmmmmmmm
Wait, the guy getting mauled to death by a tiger wasn't the public execution everyone's talking about?
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One of the employees in the office forgot to mute their ringtone and everyone deadass just burst out of laughter cause this started playing😭😭
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Just bought the new Star Wars racing game. They weren't lying. This shit is gas.
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>nemesis pulls up to a Carl’s Jr >”what would you like sir?” >”STAAAAARRRRRRS”
Imagine making minimum wage at the umbrella kitchen and Nemesis pulls up in the middle of a lunch rush asking for some shrimp poppers
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Imagine making minimum wage at the umbrella kitchen and Nemesis pulls up in the middle of a lunch rush asking for some shrimp poppers
this menu is ridiculous man
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when we eat the rich I’m dunking this nigga in Chick-Fil-A sauce
David Zaslav will receive a $606M payout from the Warner Bros/Paramount merger. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/news/dav…)
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To my loyal soldiers who left comments on the Angry Birds YouTube page, asking for me to become a contributor after they stole my Angry Birds tier list, hold your fire. We have reached the birds. (Pic 3) ⬇️⬇️
So much to get to on today’s show: - A leaked CIA Red Cell report warns Israel could be on the brink of collapse. - TWO major spy scandals in the U.S. and Germany - and Angry Birds YouTube stole my tier list!! youtu.be/inLvyihTrxE?is=pcxd…
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Even the large platforms used to be more experimental. Back in 2009 Youtube had a special ad for Wario Land: Shake It! which messed with resulted in Wario actually destroying the page itself:
like for example imagine if every Glitch Productions series had its own elaborate skeuomorphic flash-style website (like the old gorillaz one) and DVD-menu style presentation what with the scene select and BTS featurettes and downloadable posters and wallpapers and OSTs as .zip
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New GTA 6 footage leaked by Cyberleek reveals that Jason is uncircumcised.
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Beast mode honestly
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The Punisher cheering and grunting wearing Spider-Man's mask — Spider-Man Brand New Day green screen
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