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A Black woman, an Indigenous woman, and a Latina walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Governors?”
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The creator of Chucky, Don Mancini, blasts Nicki Minaj for depicting the doll as a Republican in an AI image:
“Chucky has a trans kid. Chucky protects the dolls. Chucky is anti-ICE. Chucky says ‘A BLUE WAVE is coming, as BLUE as my f*ckin’ eyes!’”
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BREAKING: Democrat Gina Hinojosa will become the first Latina governor of Texas, CNN’s Decision Desk projects, ending the more than three-decade Republican hold on the seat.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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The legendary 2008 Alexander McQueen x Puma collab featured a literal spine molded into the outsole
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I dropped my daughter off at my parents house without shoes (we'de been playing barefoot in the backyard all afternoon) and my mom sent her home in these. My grandmother's shoes from the 1920s.
