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Joined May 2020
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C's fans are obnoxious. I'll take a win against a bad team when we were missing Tatum and missing Payton for an entire half, two of our three biggest creators. We generated plenty of good looks and just missed and the Bucks got hot as hell in the second half.
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We need to get Hugo way more minutes though. He's going to be our star-lite and has a non zero chance of becoming the second star next to Tatum (plenty of other ways to acquire that though if he doesn't).
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Like he's already analytically elite as a 20 year old without much of a bag. And that's the easiest thing to get because you can just practice it by yourself. And he has three guys on his team who have great bags that he can reference.
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I have absolutely no idea how Ament was a lottery pick. He is obviously trash.
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I guess it's basically just HS pedigree + frame + possibly his agency getting him a verbal agreement? He's not good and not some elite athlete either.
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Hit a three as I typed this but I stand by this lol
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I'm gonna be real sad when we can't match salaries for Garza (we probably need to not match anyways so Cenac moves up). Love that dude. Plays his ass off and is real smart.
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Paul George is preposterously good.
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If Mitch keeps playing like this, Cenac should take his spot, let alone Garza.
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NBA, maybe don't give us a scheduled loss so fucking early into the year lol
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Pritchard now missing technicals. Get out of your slump white boy. We pay you to shoot the shit out of the ball.
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Pritchard we need you to not be a bad team merchant.
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He's way too passive against good teams. Brother you are not an elite run jump athlete and 6'0" tall. You only got to the NBA due to irrational confidence. We need you to bring that in big games.
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Payton you're passing up pull up threes to pass the ball to HUGO at the end of the quarter?!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you man? You're playing like a fucking pussy.
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Payton needs to stop playing so passive against good teams. He's his own worst enemy.
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Mitch is so fucking bad. He turned into a fucking lemon man.
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So Joe is in fact not retarded. I guess he was trying to get a sample size or just get Mitch up to speed more or see if Walsh is going to be in the rotation or not (I think he's earned a few minutes). But still annoying lol. Would be 6-0 right now.
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You can’t give that to Pop lol. He’s the least physical player on our team. He’s not fighting for extra yardage and tries to avoid getting hit. That is catch and go backwards.
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Apparently he got it but my point stands lol. That’s not the type of play I’m running if it’s for Pop. Option route out of the slot? Sure.
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