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Immanuel Jonas

@undercoverimms

WHICH WOULD BE WORSE? TO LIVE AS A MONSTER OR TO DIE AS A GOOD MAN.

 Don't believe everything i say
Joined November 2016
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Deapo@olivier98314h
Kwati wa etheni iinima yomapata wowanhu 💀
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Telegram Messenger
@telegramNov 4
i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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Cristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoNov 5
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Uunongo kOmboto@Winfrey_richboyNov 4
Experienced racism first-hand today and it was just somehow funny. This German lady came into our workplace, and me being me I stepped forward to help her, then she asked were was my manager, and I showed her my manager which she simply said what's the differrence?😂😂😂😂
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Dan Go
@CoachDanGoNov 2
Train your mind to think everything is happening in your favor.
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@imfatNov 1
It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.
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Read the room😭😭😭
magano 🦋 (@maganoGasamwele) profile picturemagano 🦋@maganoGasamweleNov 2
Amarock for sale Service record ✅ 100km Manual N$220k Price negotiable
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Okeeke Urban@okaputu11Nov 1
In the history of humans, name one person who is alive today for over 200, solely on the basis that they didn't go in women's skirts...
Mar10•NotLuther👑• (@Mar10_pro) profile pictureMar10•NotLuther👑•@Mar10_proNov 1
Inwiininga gwaakiintu oyendji. Meehulukweya dhaakiintu omuna omupya ‼️‼️
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Sherrow@SherrowmangeloNov 1
Allow me to re-introduce myself….. On Friday, 30 October 2026 before Justice Usiku, I took an oath to demean myself in the practice of a legal practitioner and to protect the Constitution of the Republic of Namibia as the Supreme law ⚖️🇳🇦
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P.A.N💓@ndapewaaaaa_Oct 31
Hi Winfrey. Since you have decided to ignore my calls and texts but you have time to tweet, I just want to tell you that please send my money. I just want you to pay my money, thanks! @Winfrey_richboy !
Uunongo kOmboto (@Winfrey_richboy) profile pictureUunongo kOmboto@Winfrey_richboyOct 31
Let me start studying up on Rugby clearly soccer ain't it.
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it's dark inside@MDduoOct 31
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I was in a taxi and my taxi driver insulted another taxi driver. The other taxi driver insulted him back saying “go away with your ugly passenger”… like what did I do?😭
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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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Gummy Bear.🧸@shaun_panduOct 28
Lol, No but I genuinely want to know what’s y’all idea of being approached by the Adam gender? Outdoors it’s a problem, DMs it’s a problem. So how & where exactly is a Man supposed to meet u?🤔
♋Ningenie🇳🇦🇿🇦 (@itsNingenie) profile picture♋Ningenie🇳🇦🇿🇦@itsNingenieOct 28
Ano men think hunting means approach every woman you see...? I am sitting and minding my business in mug and beans just for this dude to sit and ask "what's your name. Can I have your number" like even as a joke this is not funny nor attractive 😭😭😭tf
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Wow. 🏆
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Alex Goldberg
@GoldbergCFCOct 26
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Two hours to go
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Stix Die-Virus@Stix_Munene1Oct 22
Aawambo women are the most divorced women in this country. The "my my my my" syndrome is exactly one of the reasons why they get divorced or why they are single.
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PrettyGirlFromHluhluwe (@Sneh_Mbuyazii) profile picturePrettyGirlFromHluhluwe
@Sneh_MbuyaziiOct 21
My new neighbour is so kind. I forgot my charger at work, and he just gave me his power bank wathi I can keep it for good. 🥹🥹
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Sarang Sood
@SarangSoodOct 20
One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵
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Uncle Ruckus
@EmargedMay 20
“Until death, all defeat is psychological."
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@imfatMay 20
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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