@underflops

he/him | underscores, lana, charli, adela, slayyyter, lorde, olivia, pinkpantheress, addison, madonna, clairo, ayesha, magdalena bay, taylor(kinda) stan

Joined July 2026
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Allah dmed me and asked if I could stop ending him
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“your job is to end allah”
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this was supposed to be her nicole kidman
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me: i need money “so how many shifts do you have in a month?” me asf:
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“how many guys tried hitting you up”
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ALLAH STANNINGS ARE NOW THEY'RE A FEMINIST ICON
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“bro why are you even shaving there’s no point you’re just shaving air atp”
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jacob retweeted
dgafasfuck@Zorraria12h
I had never gotten a wet dream before because i was already jerking off when i was 7
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how it felt to have a drunk cig for the first time
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jacob retweeted
hs@f4ggootiOct 26
Send dick, in not even joking please
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me when i realised i can ask men to trade dick pics and then in fact NOT send them back
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wanted to orgasm but literally all porn was boring and i was disgusted so i just stopped
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madonna done lost her mind
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north west done lost her damn mind
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arab trade wont send dick until i send pussy but the thing is i dont got a pussy
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“________ endings are now”
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sometimes even small things like seeing a good bulge can brighten up my whole day #grateful
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my days are currently just waking up, listening to brand new chanel$, going to sleep and repeating it
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someone’s fat uncle@nextlevelrobbieOct 18
there is no song of the year
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i delete tweets because i am Scared
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