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Philadelphia, PA
Joined February 2009
Scenery Reveal! Look at That Building Where the McDonald's Used to Be l8r.it/25Zr
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Hill Dining Hall Harvests the Meat From Biopond, Lights Up the Grill underthebutton.com/article/2…
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Sports | Princeton MBB Advances to Sweet 16 as Penn Prepares for Tough Matchup vs. Make-A-Wish Foundation l8r.it/g4JD
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Opinion | That Never Happened. l8r.it/VnNp
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BREAKING: Entrepreneur Elon Musk (W CAS ’97) Adds Fuel to Former President and 1968 Wharton Graduate Donald Trump’s Comment on Former Penn Presidential Professor of Practice Joe Biden’s Housing of Classified Documents at the Penn Biden Center (Penn): l8r.it/cj7t
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DP Survey Finds Houston Hall Still Nowhere Near as Wet as the Engineering Students They Polled: l8r.it/oh9I
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JOIN US! Link in bio, freaks.
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the brothers of psi upsilon (2021, colorized)
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Couldn’t get pool tickets? Never fear! Amazon is having a sale on the Summer Waves P20010301 Active 10ft x 30in Round Frame Above Ground Swimming Pool Set, and you literally can’t tell the difference!
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“I know I shouldn’t have chugged that 128 oz. Big Gulp before getting in the car, but now I really gotta pee. Like REALLY gotta pee. Can someone please turn off the child’s lock in the car, so I can run out and find a Wendy’s to piss outside of?” - Ben Franklin - Ben Franklin
“Flaming hot is my favorite flavor. It’s where they bathe the gingers in tabasco before pulverizing them.” - Ben Franklin
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“And if she talks, then she’s just a bitch” - Ben Franklin
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"I'm just glad this doesn't apply to people born in 1706" - Ben Franklin
"That's why when I speak, it sounds like a mixture of a grandma on dialysis and a truck driver with road rage" - Ben Franklin
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