@undreamed

darling, this is chamomile tea

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Joined February 2010
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RIP Elon Musk. he died
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#selfy
Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller@JohnnyCallicuttOct 25
Nancy is in bed, but she is looking at herself in a mirror , on her bed, against the wall,

ALT Nancy is in bed, but she is looking at herself in a mirror , on her bed, against the wall,

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everybody just wants to can haz cheezburger
Dongy@DongyJammin21h
none of you are allowed to make fun of millennials anymore
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i like it when 50 cent tells eminem he’s his favorite white boy
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staring at the ceiling millennially
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an effete incel called my costume cringe which is how i know it’s good
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🥲
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Liberty Baberty 🗽
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kelpy 🎃📲 retweeted
kelpy 🎃📲@undreamed27 Oct 2024
went as my hero. the jellyfish
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glad his moment’s over so mine can begin
isa@purrmsgirltweetOct 6
he definitely made the kick that permanently trapped a dodgeball in the gym ceiling
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who the fuck is getting ads in their dreams. grow up
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homemade costume supremacy
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 22
OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭
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the feminine urge to jaywalk the autobahn
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who is perpetuating the stereotype that goats eat tin cans. i have never eaten a tin can in my life
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just stumbled upon this image and experienced an acute episodic memory of reading this in a customer’s backyard when my parents owned their landscaping business and now my amygdala has subsequently been hijacked by sendak nostalgia
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consumerism is a disconnect from the inner self…losing contact with our core just makes us ripe for the picking by market forces….ignore me tho 🪷
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not gonna rain till november! golly
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creature
eri maybe@locknclawsOct 21
today i discovered aplysia vaccaria (black sea hare). it is the largest species of sea slug and is mainly found in california.
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yay <3
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americans are so good at onlyfans because it’s in their blood to film videos of anything and everything whatsoever in their sprawling parking lots. also the tax incentives
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