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RYAN, doing his solo investigation: No no no, please don't come in here! AH! Oh god! SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

RYAN: Oh, and it's suddenly got really cold, that's fun. SHANE: Time really flies when you're down there in the darkness.

If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'There was a funny little frog in there or something.'

SHANE: Send 'em out, throw a parade for the anomalies. RYAN: That's what I just did. And you know what? You're allowed to have a different opinion. I personally think it's evidence, but you know. SHANE: That's great. RYAN: (wheeze) 'That's great'.

Right after we leave, our audio recorder picks up a strange voice possibly saying, 'I love pooping.'

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: I'm just your friendly neighborhood Ryan-Oh my god! Okay. SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

RYAN: I don't even wanna look behind me, because I feel like something's behind me. SHANE: Ryan's five minutes are up, but I'm gonna just give him a few more minutes. Make him think that he's going nuts.

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: I want the best house in your neighborhood.

If anybody is in here that would like to communicate with us, feel free to do so. Something replied, 'Meh, go fuck yourself.'

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: You do know the rumors of this place, right?

RYAN: You know what, I rescind what I said earlier. I won't pour tea and fold clothes, I'll be a ghost cop. SHANE: Yeah, that's actually pretty badass. RYAN: Ryan Bergara, BOTH: GHOST COP

RYAN: If there's anything else you wanted to say… SHANE: Now's the time. SPIRIT BOX: And now the magic happens.

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: Oh my god, this is the fucking worst. SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

RYAN: I can't wait to shoot me a ghost cowboy in the street. SHANE: I don't even know how that works, but I'll be right there beside you, buddy.

SHANE, to the demons of the Viaduct Tavern: Do your very best to kill me!

RYAN: I don’t even wanna know what he’s doing. When I watch this edit later, I'm gonna be pissed off. SHANE, doing his solo investigation: Tear my eyeballs out.

SHANE, to the ghosts of Rolling Hills Asylum: If you turn on those lights you'll go to heaven.

RYAN, doing his solo investigation: Oh my god. Oh sh—Oh fuck, oh god, I really don't like this. SHANE: It sounds like it's really escalating.

SHANE, doing his solo investigation: I know there are ghouls here.