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Terminally Despondent. So Nice So Fren. Award-Winning Self Help Author

California
Joined June 2012
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Nothing Works Here, It's Perfect.
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Started steeping mint tea in my coffee and hot damn does it turn into a refreshing and revitalizing panacea. Can't go wrong with a lil bit of honey as well
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In heaven all the women have chubby girl pussy
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I feel people often miss use the term OVA
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Hate to see a boosted dog shit post
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Koreamon is a game where you rape and the product is some short brown retarded thing nobody likes cause it doesn't have lip fillers so you have to survive or the idk I didn't care to think of it that far Koreas kinda gay usually
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I think all the asians are only annoyed mostly because there is only a chinaman phrase not japanman or koreamon
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I guess I can't be that depressed cause I still get horny a lot
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Crazy british niggas say horror as Whore Her Frankly I find this quite gross smh
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Fubar sounds like an asian trying to say football with a really bad accent
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Powerman 5000 kind of day
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If you like me put a knife in me
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There are few things for me anywhere unless I give up my soul and cock
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Envious of worms and their burrowing activities
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A street car named the Shire
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Imagery I can conjure to explain mentality is a diseased rotting dog kneeling near varying bowls of life but the decision too great better to die than fall into a life gained out of desperation
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There's a beauty in a diseased mind due to the vast array of colors appear from it Like a feral watercolor dipped in a mire
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Sorrowful sight abundant, especially in the mirror
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You hear cool vietnam stories about guys named Ramrod McNasty and shit but where are all the stories about guys with names like Dipshit Smallcock
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She got my pecker drooling like a retard in a candy store
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Was thinking of a movie called "Do The Rice Thing" about an Asian wigger in the inner city who after a fried chicken grease accident has to wear bandages head to toe but he acts black so he's taken in by group thinking he's a new kid in the neighborhood
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