Went digging for nasdaq narras found something fucking insane
4 days ago NASDAQ announced a new platform that TOKENIZE ANY STOCK called NED - Nasdaq Eqlipse Digital on their finance news page and no one noticed
Literally a platform that lets you create TOKENIZED STOCKS of TRADFI companies,
THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR YEARS!!
Check:
nasdaq.com/videos/fintech/in…
More:
nasdaq.com/products/fintech/…
Wtf Israel are creating a Netanyahu AI for the upcoming Election and everyone is reporting on it
channel4.com/news/israel-hea…
app.dealroom.co/news/note/is…
A disabled Beagle named "Bubbles" is getting the presidential honor of Hero Dog USA and he has a plushie lion he carries everywhere,
Bubbles is a blind disabled dog and he's touring school across the US!
Check
ourmidland.com/news/article/…
americanhumane.org/hero-dog/…
LIVE+TECH
So i made a group of OG bitcoiners idea to reality on
“A Bitcoin Game” was the first time Play2Earn (onchain) was ever conceptualized in a public forum.
In 2010, a group of Bitcoiners imagined a game where players could complete quests, gather resources, earn rewards, and build an economy around Bitcoin.
They laid down the idea.
They never actually built it.
So we finished what they started.
16 years later, A Bitcoin Game is finally real.
Enter Copper Well Village as Cooper, the BTC miner. Gather wood, find white rock, craft your first miner axe, explore the desert, mine Bitcoin ore, and turn verified in-game progress into real BTC reward claims.
The first Bitcoin game imagined in 2010 is now playable.
Play: abitcoingame.com
This is going ultra viral on X right now.
A woman tied up in BDSM gear hopping on a treadmill is being compared to the Pixar lamp.
6M+ views and 80K+ likes in a day. The timeline is running with it.
BDSM Pixar Lamp.
xitter.cf/erenfromtargets/status…
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Okay this is actually be the biggest circle jerk in history
Amazon gives OpenAI money.
OpenAI spends money on Amazon compute.
Amazon gives Anthropic money.
Anthropic spends billions on Amazon compute.
Nvidia gives Anthropic money.
Anthropic buys Nvidia compute through Microsoft.
Microsoft owns part of OpenAI and gets paid by OpenAI.
Everyone funds everyone.
Everyone buys everyone else’s compute.
Everyone reports more AI revenue.
And then they do it again.
THE CIRCLE JERK
$JERK
Paired with
OPENAI x AMZNx x ANTHROPIC x NVDAx x
MSFTx
xitter.cf/elonmusk/status/199091…
Amazon stock is paired and somehow we haven’t had an Amazon runner yet.
Amazon literally sends billions of packages.
They are the biggest sender on earth.
PRIMED
We don't have a proper pump reward coin yet.
In the official baton site (parent company of pump)
batoncorporation.com/
the most memable job position is the Growth Marketing Lead: (top right - job openings - then scroll down or ctrl f growth)
jobs.ashbyhq.com/batoncorpor…
Buy The Coin
Become the Growth Marketing Lead
Get Paid out in Pump
Your job is to market the coin now.
Lmao every retard trading dumb pairs.
We are really so autistic trenchers.
It has sense to tokenize it ASAP.
Poor Autistic Internet Retards $PAIR
Okay let me get this straight
Nasduck at 7M, ZCAT at 130M, LIGER at 800k, Perpcat at 400k
BUT WE DONT HAVE A RUNNER FOR THE BIGGEST INDEX IN THE WORLD $SPY?
Spy Dog on OTC with SPYx
FOMO AND ROBINHOOD is tricking and bypassing KYC by calling Memecoins "Digital Goods Media" ???
fomo allows users to buy memecoins via google/ apple pay with no KYC, powered by crossmint.
WE HAVE TO RUN THIS.
THE BLOCK: Users of Robinhood Wallet and Fomo can buy memecoins with credit cards via Apple Pay or Google Pay — without a separate ID check. The kicker? Our test transactions were classified as "digital goods media" and earned points or cash back.
Chase told The Block that earning credit card points on a memecoin purchase violates their terms and opened a case with Visa. Crossmint, which powers the transactions, has defended their approach.
I tried running this at some point last year,
This is a OG type of narrative,
upium.
Get high on gains, not adderall.
xitter.cf/i/communities/19309214…
Qwerty is getting Kimchi levels of motion Right now
literally has 200K FOLLOWERS ON FOMO
just moved a coin CVXV666 2M just by buying and is the face of FOMO right now.
Why does he not have a coin?? fees to his FOMO
xitter.cf/Quanterty/status/20916…
recently pump.fun got updated on the internet wayback machine with new snapshots and there is something interesting i have noticed
the 2023 pumpfun logo was a king pfp (probably made with an AI tool)
direct link:
web.archive.org/web/20231214…
logo link:
web.archive.org/web/20231214…
if you remove the section web.archive.org/
on logo link it will download the recent logo, it means the king one was their original logo before going public in 2024
Solana incinerator mascot has NEVER ran let alone with fees to burn address!
Narrative is insane and I found the real name:
sol-incinerator.com/img/slug…
May the spear of poseidon strike me down and let hades consume my soul if this meme isn't a giga gem narrative.
we are literally sending "Sent from my Pumpfun App"
THE NEW SAYING IS "you got paid"
CALLOUT THIS COIN AND GET PAYED.
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May the spear of poseidon strike me down and let hades consume my soul if this meme isn't a giga gem narrative.
7M views in a single day??
This lizard is going insanely viral and he is being memed as Tom (the waving lizard)
This is acc so good
instagram.com/reels/Db5NnrDE…
May the spear of poseidon strike me down and let hades consume my soul if this meme isn't a giga gem narrative.
This GIF of Yung Joc praying on the downfall is just such a classic
It keeps resurfacing again and again on X, getting millions of views
It’s one of the most well known and relatable GIFs on CT
I’ll deploy it and get dex at 15k
knowyourmeme.com/memes/yung-…























