Your future ex girlfriend retweeted
I put a spell on you and now you’re stuck in the quantum realm forever.
Your future ex girlfriend retweeted
What doesn't kill you will text you once in a while to check if you're still attached.
Your future ex girlfriend retweeted
You didn't break me. I broke me. Because I believed in something that wasn't real.
Your future ex girlfriend retweeted
Anytime I see a man struggling to get something in the back of his car I’m like what’s this Ted Bundy motherfucker up to?



















