quadfather

dark mode

guys, I just finished an entire round of golf and didn’t lose a single golf ball. someone pat me on the butt, please

i’m like if an idiot was also a loser

this may be the last cocktober post of 2026

groping. i’m thinking about groping

the bicep media market is too saturated right now can’t even post biceps

no one got this reference i’m devastated

i’ve decided I will tweet random thoughts of my choosing today, this is not a manic episode

in the realm of bizarre trades, i would absolutely trade one of my toes to be rid of my astigmatism

Adobe just automatically switched my font to wingdings is that my sign to leave?

can’t believe cocktober is almost over

booking a vitamin c drip before my vacation. i’ve become everything i used to mock

just made the whole Teams meeting laugh, can i have the rest if the day off?

does anyone use Bluesky?

if you like even a single one of my posts i assume you’re flirting with me btw

good morning i’m wearing my most comfortable sweater today there’s a chill in the air and it’s going to be a good day

i just counted and i’m currently working on 19 projects simultaneously. all with their own workflows, milestones, deadlines, etc. what the fuck is going on