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It’s always been funny to me that the government gives all public employees a day off for Election Day, then exclusively run the elections using 95 year old volunteers.
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Dead internet
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated. GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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Reddit-tier atheism
HOLY SH*T @City_of_Ottumwa in Iowa opened up their most recent city council meeting with a prayer to SATAN. "Let us pray. Dear dark father... HAIL SATAN" WTF is wrong with these people???
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Mitch McConnell
I was hungry but this cookie has a glimmer in its eyes i can’t bring myself to devour
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Fine, as long you agree that if you do mask daily, you’re not allowed to have an opinion on anything else
if you don't mask on the daily, you're not allowed to have an opinion on the lesbian bar discourse
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Thank you to America’s greatest ally, President Al Qaeda
BREAKING: President Ahmed al-Sharaa has taken the podium to kick off day two of the UN General Assembly session. 🟠 LIVE updates: aje.news/res2p0
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I am officially calling for the end of the boomerreich
Trump tells the UN he is officially changing the name of Artificial Intelligence to "Super Intelligence" and says all US government documents will now be changed to refer to "SI"
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And who said Claude cannot make real art?
Claude Mellan's "Face of Christ" was created with a single line Using a single continuous line that spiraled from the top of Christ’s nose and expanded outwards Claude Mellan was able to create the ‘Face of Christ’, 📸:getty
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Iran is playing the reverse uno card by trying to regime change the US
BREAKING: Iran declares the Strait of Hormuz will stay closed until Trump and Netanyahu are removed from power, setting a new condition for reopening the Strait, per Zolqadr, advisor to the Supreme Leader. "Our fighters will not open the Strait of Hormuz until the criminal Trump and the bloodthirsty Netanyahu are pulled down from the throne of power," Zolqadr says, calling it "the first stage of the Iranian people's revenge." In August a senior adviser to Iran's chief negotiator said Iran would keep Hormuz closed until Trump's term ends on January 20, 2029. The condition has now moved from a date to Trump's removal from office.
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Wait, does Will Chamberlain not know that Congress just vote “no” on something rather than running home and crying?
Indeed. The bitter, resentful coward @RepThomasMassie wanted to use the last bit of his time in Congress to take the Republican Party down with him. Credit to Mike Johnson for not letting that happen.
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Am I having a stroke
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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Every single one of these statements is not true. In particular, let me just say, never let yourself become so mind-warped and partisan that you would declare even young children are not innocent just so you can pretend you do not support evil.
No human being is innocent. Maybe Iran shouldn't have started a war with the U.S. Nobody wept for the "victims" of the Dresden bombing, either.
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And the people that hate landlords suddenly love landlords
EXCLUSIVE: The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial had a history of domestic violence allegations, the NBC10 Boston Investigators have learned through court documents and interviews with family members. Read the full investigation here. on.nbcboston.com/FL2Wbjr
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Massachusetts law prohibits anyone “to engage in an act directed at a [juror] that seriously alarms or annoys such person” with a penalty of up to 10 years imprisonment. mass.gov/info-details/m…
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Good god
Replying to @DarienOfMcLean
Doesn't the last paragraph say it all?
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I am extremely blackpilled on the jury system at this point. This is rough
Paula, a juror who served on the Lindsay Clancy trial, reflected today on the holdout that prevented them from reaching a unanimous verdict and shared what she believes everyone should learn from the case. wcvb.com/article/juror-inter…
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This guys knows Trump can’t actually do that. Another PR stunt by Reddington
WOW. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Lindsay Clancy’s lawyer just went on GMA and asked President Trump to pardon the woman who strangled her three babies to death. Is he out of his ever-loving mind? Trump already said she did a “horrible, horrible thing.” He’s not handing out clemency to a mother who killed Cora, Dawson, and Callan. Have some shame.
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This gets a fan club and he starts huffing his own farts. This is insane behavior.
Reddington: Lindsay Clancy "was robbed by this man." Just purposely doling out soundbites for the mob.
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These attempts to control the narrative are so transparent and cringeworthy
Bitcoin has withstood the largest, the most expensive attack in the history. The reference implementation is Bitcoin Knots. It's time to update nodes to version 29.4.1 which includes update of proof-of-work algorithm (Blake2b replaced SHA-256d): github.com/bitcoinknots/bitc…
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I am not defending the draconian enforcement, but to all of the people who say this woman did nothing wrong: would you let a five year play unsupervised around a swimming pool?
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