Bob

Me when I’m blasting a stain in the toilet bowl with my jet of urine

I might catch some “heat” for this one but I’d still permit ol’ Jen Jen here to have a good “go” at it, if you catch my meaning

Comedian immediately after the Big Bang: anyone else notice all the gaps these days? All the gaps between stuff? What’s that about?

Thank you very much @nytimes for saving my marriage!! We are both so ANGRY with you for today’s RUBBISH Wordle and Connections we have NEVER been closer!!!! Have a wonderful day!

The JPEG of Dorian Grey

Mami’s Marxist Milkers

Just got AbsenceMogged by the Void

Wagwan alaykum what’s it like in New York City

Smartest person I knew from high school -runs a really small account on X formerly Twitter with 94 followers

I feel so organized and clear of mind when I use post notes. I call it post-note clarity

Genuinely loving and adoring my US brothers and sisters finding out about the pain of the Red Card. Sublime stuff

All these hot takes about how a soccer game should end from our darling friends in the States. There is only one alternative if we reject the penalty shootout route. Boxing match between the two managers - no breaks, go til knockout. #fifaworldcup #hottakes #usa #football #soccer #frenchnationalteam #rasputin

Me asking my daughter to put her shoes on