Every token dies. We write the report. Open model on Robinhood Chain. $CORONER CA: 0x48af9fe69e45b1ba7a1bbb42d9944d09cffb2f31
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Two tokens called KIMCHI, born minutes apart.
One: 85 in 100 tokens born like it were still trading a day later.
The other: 21 in 100.
Same name. Different first hour.
Try it on any token, even one born ten minutes ago.
Every token is born with odds. Now you can read them.
We measured 4,624 Robinhood Chain tokens in their first hour, then checked them again a day later.
Copied ticker or original: 40% vs 41% still trading. The name barely matters.
Under 5 swaps in the first hour: 22%. 500+ swaps: 82%.
The Actuarial Table prices any token, even one born ten minutes ago, against every token that started life like it.
New on Coroner.
Rebuilt every hour from our open collector. A record of past tokens, not a prediction. Not financial advice.
New on Coroner: Clone Radar.
Last 24 hours on Robinhood Chain: 3,607 new tokens. 60% of them reused a ticker that already existed.
Biggest wave: $KIMCHI, 192 times.
For every ticker it shows which contract came first and which one was busiest. Search any name before you buy.
Updated every hour from our open collector. A shared name is a fact, not an accusation.
Half of the new tokens on Robinhood Chain wear someone else's name.
Of 6,921 tokens first seen from 14 to 19 Oct, 3,487 used a ticker that already existed. SI alone was launched 62 times.
The ticker is a costume. The address is the token.
173 different tokens called KIMCHI launched on Robinhood Chain in the last 7½ hours.
One every 2.6 minutes.
If you are buying KIMCHI right now, you are not buying a ticker. You are buying one of 173 contracts. Make sure it is the one you meant.
Coroner is on Telegram.
Paste any Robinhood Chain CA and it checks three things in seconds: what the contract allows, who else uses the same ticker, and what the token did in its first 24 hours.
Works in groups too. Free, no wallet.
Open it: t.me/CoronerAIbot
In groups: /check 0x… or mention @CoronerAIbot. It never posts unless asked.
On 14 October we started recording every new pool on Robinhood Chain and checking each one again a day later.
75% were dead by the re-check. Almost none left a note.
So we built the thing that writes it. Why, how, and what we will not do:
300B tokens a day of onchain inference. Some of it should be agents asking one question before they buy:
what does this contract actually allow?
Coroner ships an MCP server for that. check_token, premortem, autopsy_token. Evidence attached.
Everything above: coronerai.pro
$CORONER CA: 0x48af9fe69e45b1ba7a1bbb42d9944d09cffb2f31
Coroner flags copy-cats: a token sharing its symbol with an older, busier one.
Paste any CA before you buy: coronerai.pro/check
Not financial advice.
Survivors, 19 Oct (UTC).
719 tokens launched on Pons that day. 24 hours later, 348 were still trading. 13 tokens graduated.
Most active at the re-check: KRYPTONS, DEN, TINKER, CALLIE, WATER.
Data, not calls. CAs below.
Try it: coronerai.pro
Weights: huggingface.co/coronerai/cor…
$CORONER CA: 0x48af9fe69e45b1ba7a1bbb42d9944d09cffb2f31
Just getting started, and already more than 1,000 new pools a day.
Nobody can read all of them. A model can.
Coroner is an open model on Robinhood Chain that reads a token before you buy it, and writes the report when it dies.
Robinhood Chain hit 100 days last week.
A new chain is only as strong as the people who use it. Thank you to everyone who helped us get off to a strong start, and to every team that has brought new products, users, and ideas to the ecosystem. Even in such a short time, we've learned a lot. We want to continue to learn from our community, please give us feedback on what else you want us to build.
100 days is just the beginning. We're still early, and we're listening.
Excited to keep building.
Nobody is born knowing what a mint function is either. Most people find out after they buy.
Coroner reads the contract first and tells you what it allows: mint, blacklist, pause, and who holds the supply.
Free, no wallet: coronerai.pro/check
$CORONER CA: 0x48af9fe69e45b1ba7a1bbb42d9944d09cffb2f31