@userislevi

i’m not the guy who didn’t create that thing you never knew about.

 Georgia
Joined June 2009
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being popular on twitter is like having a really cool looking brain tumor
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Growing up I was on tumblr like I need to move to nycc 😭😭 and now I'm old on Zillow like I need to revive a small abandoned coal miners town in West Virginia 😭😭
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But fr it would only take a few of you rich queers with fake email jobs to spend your fake email money on small town affogato's and then we can all live quiet foggy mountain side lives instead of being stressed in stinky cities. I think Sutton, WV should be our first try
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Personally I knew something was up when manual toothbrushes started costing $12. They're worth $2 max and we all know it
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Good morning
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"drag is inherently sexual" and it's AI cynthia
Leo Troncoso@lmtroncosoOct 5
Arte ✨
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when I got drunk and confused these two
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mind you this is the song of the summer
Pop Crave
@PopCraveSep 8
Billboard’s Top 10 Songs of the Summer 2026: #1: Choosin’ Texas #2: I Knew It, I Knew You #3: Be Her #4: hate that i made you love me #5: Janice STFU #6: Boston #7: I Can’t Love You Anymore #8: So Easy (To Fall In Love) #9: Man I Need #10: Dracula
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stacking 3 penny's on the floor to use as a squatty potty because I'm so petite and small
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I've lived at the same place for 6 years now and I want to move to a nicer apartment but the nicer apartments don't have back yards and I have literal trees I've grown that I'm not willing to part ways with so I'm stuck in my shitty apartment because of a damn guiana chestnut!!!!
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let's crank it up on the remix @ladygaga
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I can't stop thinking about "when bear trade calls me his dog but im fish so I know one of my goats is a bird who snaked me" I need that phrase to be carved into stone and placed in a 10,000 year time capsule
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the concept of someone in 305BC being like fuckin Publius sent word of him not working his shift at the thermopolium claiming he had plague but I literally saw him at the caupona last night completely off his ass on mulsum shouting that he was going to walk to Ogygia
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thats the rule. thats the goal now
Clubratt ★@clubrattAug 27
Where’s the camera
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I need to know who on Shia LaBeouf's team is photoshopping decades old paparazzi shots of him for social media to farm interactions...... this is the second AI LaBuff post I've seen in the last 48 hours
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we're about to see more bush on the big screen than anyone in the last 60 years
Warner Bros. Clockwork
@clockwork_wbAug 13
Behold the Holy Grail. KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS opens in theaters October 16 for an exclusive one-week engagement.

KEN RUSSELL'S THE DEVILS - Official Trailer - In Theaters October 16

The Director's Cut. Restored. Remastered.

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went to see the sunrise, swam in the waves for an hour, saw a pod of dolphins and two sea turtle nests.
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I actually think its really cool when you can tell someone hasn't bought clothing since a specific year. Not like thrifting era-specific clothes for a throwback aesthetic, but just a regular adult man who clearly hasnt been shopping since his sophomore year of high school in 2011
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looked over to see what my bf was reading last night and we started to Bro out over obscure Roman facts and then had gay sex
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have they ever tried tickling people that are in a coma? I feel like I'd wake up
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becoming a physical media preservationist
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