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🤦🏾‍♂️Sabinus is TIRED fr.
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I thought you were joking till I went to check her story on ig😳so that lady really made them deport him
Chidi sister posted this on her ig story😳she said he has been deported from the UK🙆‍♀️no wonder he hasn’t been active
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I'd rather k!ll myself than live a life like this
This is what it means to be a caring wife 🥹🥹
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Men b like
Chinese actress Güney sparked social media buzz on the red carpet with her visible foot hair.
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Police carried me 2 years ago and demanded 2.5m because of fear and the intense pressure and beating I had a seizure and the police men drove me from Benin city to ugbogui village to dump my body inside bush, I regain consciousness after 5 hours cuz they thought i had died
USMAN sent a message to his brother saying that some police officers in Ibadan were about to take him to the station because he refused to unlock his phone. Till now, he has not been found. I know very well that kidnappers have been disguising themselves as police officers to commit crimes recently. But, at first instance, I doubt that their primary interest would be to unlock your phone. Phone checks are mainly associated with the police. It's not something you would typically associate with kidnappers. By now, one would expect a ransom demand if he had been kidnapped, but nothing of such has happened. Remember, just a few weeks ago, a man was reportedly arrested by the police in Ogun State and detained for days without his family being contacted until he died. His body was even deposited in a morgue before his family was eventually contacted, with the police allegedly claiming he committed suicide. A lot is happening in this country, but we keep allowing these abnormalities to slide. It's Usman today; it could be anyone tomorrow. WHERE IS USMAN??? 💔
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how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass
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This administration don turn world bank to loan app
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Welcome to Nigeria
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La transition de l’année 😭
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Been a while I saw fireflies and butterflies Tinubu really fvcked things up 💔
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If na me tweet this Dem no fit catch me guy
UPDATE: Mr. Emmanuel Chidera Akwuobi was granted bail today during court proceedings on his case against Mrs Elumelu. However, the bail was granted with a condition of ₦50 million. Please if you do not have millions to do case and pay for bail, stay away from cyberbullying prominent people for engagements.
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Meanwhile, some people are just born in countries like Norway. Life's so unfair.
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Allah hasn’t spoken since the death of Prophet Muhammad. Allah died when Muhammad died. Plot twist: Allah is Muhammad’s burner account.
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Homegirl is ready for the army because wdym that is your chosen method of crawling? 😂
They interviewed the baby that won the halftime race… The baby grabbed the mic and tried to eat it 😭
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IBADAN POLICE !!! We have not heard from my brother USMAN since Saturday,police men pick him up to unlock his phone ,this was his last message 👇👇, his phone is off we are all worried ...@PoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @policeNG_ibadan
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I think the reason Nigerians are so individualistic and only focused on saving themselves is because they’ve come to terms with the possibility that the country may never get better in their lifetime
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There’s no such thing as a dumb question. Stay curious
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Even if you can afford to install solar and solve your personal light issues, the businesses around you that still rely on petrol generators will pass those costs on their customers. Hospitals that need constant power to keep people alive will also raise their prices or struggle to function, and that could ultimately cost someone their life Either way we’re all still at the mercy of failed infrastructure. We cannot continue to find personal solutions to collective problems
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This world is not my home ke?
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Three in a row. All away from home. 🙏🏿💪🏿🩷 @realmadrid
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