Proud follower of the Mahant of Jumlanath Mutt, Gujarat. (It's safer to be behind him than in front.) Creative Director, communication consultant, visiting๐๏ธ
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ChatGPT gave me an updated version of the PeaHog.
(Any resemblance to a person alive or dead is purely coincidental.)
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The mistake the right wing makes is to assume that an autobiography is a history book.
It isn't.
Just as our epics aren't history books.
Have Anand Wronganathan, Shiv Error, Puri-Bhaji et al given us their hot takes on Sonia Gandhi's autobiography?
Good morning.
Sorry, I don't have any uplifting, moralising, comforting, philosophical, or even a funny message to go with this image.
I stepped into my balcony, shot this, and shared it. That's about it.
Hiss* next scientific discovery:
Chinese crackers cause pollution, Indian crackers spread health and sanatani blessings.
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โFirecracker smoke doesnโt cause pollution. It kills insects and purifies the environment! And this is scienceโ
- RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat ๐คก@DrMohanBhagwat
No doubt, why RSS and BJP donโt promote education ๐๐ป #Diwali2026 #AQI
Is the INC making any serious attempts to win Punjab?
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India is the only large country in the world to run on autopilot.
Governments are of no use.
Institutions are of no use.
Municipal corporations are of no use.
Law and order is of no use.
Courts are of no use.
Ministers are of no use.
Worst of all, citizens are of no use.
A baleful red sun struggling against the thick haze of Diwali.
6:30 AM, Bengaluru, 10th Nov.
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Here's the problem.
If a Muslim or Christian complains about #AirPollution he is anti-Hindu.
If a Sanatani complains about it, she is a leftist or dynasty supporter.
If a tourist complains he is disrespecting Indian culture.
If a scientific historian says there were no fireworks in this world when Lord Ram returned from Vanvas he is funded by foreigners.
If a sane centrist says her kids have a breathing problem she is asked to protest against the bombs in the Iran war.
Everything is reduced to an abusive binary.
That leaves statisticians wondering if they should come up with something called the Idiots-to- Citizen ratio.
#Diwali
Lecturing the armed forces on his new, favourite coinage: Dimagi Naxals.
What does he want them to do... take their rifles and go around identifying 'Dimagi Naxals' by their clothes? Thoughts? Writings? Speeches? The way they walk? And shoot them down?
No sense of occasion ๐ก
