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Joined October 2010
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I AM HAVING A LOVELY EVENING, THANKS @ManUtd #MUFC #MUNLIV
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⚽️⚽️Man United and Aston Villa treat us to some prime Barclays, Man City slump to yet another defeat, Chelsea get stunned by Sunderland, Amar Dedic is off doing some hunting, and the Brazilian U20 state championship is awash with red cards! #Carrick open.spotify.com/episode/3w9…
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It doesn’t matter who is linked with becoming Manchester United manager, because whatever the name (and most of those in circulation have previously already been ruled out), they are set up to fail. The parasitic Glazer ownership has bled and broken the club, putting a financial noose around it. In 2024, Sir Jim Ratcliffe talked a big game about a “three-year plan” to rival and outdo Manchester City and Liverpool. But the decision-making under INEOS’ charge of football operations has not just been woeful, but costly too. There is zero accountability for expensive mistake after expensive mistake. There is still no clear direction on club identity, including style of play, which leads to profiling the right signings and manager. That was a major promise made by Ratcliffe, which hasn’t been kept. To borrow his own words: “There have been a whole series of coaches, some of which were very good. And none of them were ­successful, or survived for very long. The only conclusion you can draw is that the ­environment in which they were ­working didn’t work.” It still doesn’t. It never will as long as the people who own and run the club betray Manchester United and what is required to be successful in the modern era. You can harp on about structure, vision, and sell fanciful projects, but you will never have the right operation with the wrong people.
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Stockley Park must answer for its crimes
The refs take centre stage once again as Man City beat Man United, Hull scratch up Chelsea, Spurs still can't score, and Toni makes his claim for a crown! We also bring on a special guest to answer for Liverpool's transfer sins open.spotify.com/episode/5mz…
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If you thought the refs had an arsenal lean before, just wait until Toni gets a hold of them
Arsenal lay down a marker as they beat high-flying Chelsea, Ainsley Maitland-Niles scores the goal of his career, the WSL kicks off, and Toni seeks funding to get himself over to Stockley Park to have a word with the refereeing union open.spotify.com/episode/4ku…
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Hey @PabloTorre have you heard of a team called Manchester City?
BREAKING: The NBA has ruled on the Los Angeles Clippers in for salary cap circumvention investigations on Kawhi Leonard after yearlong probe -- stripping the franchise of 5 first-round picks, issuing a $30 million fine to owner Steve Ballmer and suspensions for Ballmer, Lawrence Frank and Gillian Zucker, sources tell ESPN. Kawhi Leonard will have to pay $700,000 in restitution for improper benefits by the Clippers for his uncle and former business rep, Dennis Robertson. No contract void or suspension for Leonard. And Robertson -- who was fired by Leonard in June -- is being banned by the NBA from all business dealings.
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Not a single brain cell is firing amongst the three of them for the duration of this clip lmao
Ben Foster suggests that a loan to a club where Mainoo is guaranteed first-team football, regular minutes, and strong backing from the coaching staff could provide a vital upward trajectory for his career. #mufc “If he's not going to play now or even if he's going to be a bit part player, a loan for Kobe Mino because they would be honestly there would be 15 teams in the Premier League who would take Kobe Mino alone.
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Man I Love Fernandes
Liverpool drop more points, Newcastle brush aside Spurs, Chelsea look like a good time, and it's the Bruno Fernandes show yet again! Elsewhere, Matteo Guendouzi's inciting riots and a Mussolini is once again spotted in Rome open.spotify.com/episode/2v4…
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The hardest part of the story to believe is anyone loving Infantino
Gianni Infantino's alleged lover was given a severance payment over the affair by Uefa while he was its general secretary, according to a Daily Telegraph investigation. The Telegraph reported that Uefa paid a six-figure sum to the woman, who had an alleged relationship with Infantino during his time at European football's governing body. A spokesman for the now Fifa president was reported to have told the paper Infantino "strongly denies these categorically untrue allegations".
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Chris Martin needs to be tried for war crimes for this nonsense
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Unbelievably successful hatewatch
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All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy
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I’m starting to think WHOOP Age is nonsense cause that man definitely looked 41 out there
The average age of a footballer is 27. Cristiano Ronaldo is 41. In this sport, age is supposed to slow you down. But WHOOP Age is different.
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Oh dear Arsenal... The title race takes another turn as Man City close the gap by thrashing Chelsea, Tottenham slide into the relegation zone, Union Berlin make history, and Marcos Llorente goes on an extremely stupid crusade open.spotify.com/episode/0eu…
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Drink up
Man City douse themselves in that sweet, sweet Carabao, Liverpool and Chelsea can't figure out if they want to qualify for the Champions League again, and Senegal dare Morocco to come and get the AFCON trophy! #Guardiola #Arteta open.spotify.com/episode/0tp…
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The Peruvian league holds many secrets
🚨New Episode!🚨 Arsenal take a big step towards the title, Chelsea attempt to subsume a ref, Man United seize control of the Champions League race, and Tottenham have a glimmer of hope. There's also a lot of chat about Jacob Wanker #MaxDowman #Arsenal open.spotify.com/episode/46A…
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This question qualifies as ragebait
Michael Carrick discusses Jadon Sancho's contract situation at Old Trafford 📝 The winger is currently on loan at Aston Villa, but his five-year deal with Man Utd expires in the summer. Do you think he should get an extension at United?
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I’m sure the Disney plus version of this will paint Chelsea as either the best team in the world or a wretched hive of scum and villainy
🚨New!🚨It's the FA Cup 5th Round! Chelsea end Wrexham's Hollywood run, Arsenal edge out the mighty Mansfield, and Adama Traore has been told that he is simply too swole #FACup open.spotify.com/episode/6Qt…
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Just in time for even more Barclays ™
It's a weekend of pure, unfiltered Barclays, as Arsenal hold off Chelsea, much to Toni's delight and Tommy's dismay. Meanwhile, Man United keep up their form, Burnley lose a sickener, and City keep up the pressure! #ARSvCHE open.spotify.com/episode/1UY…
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