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Disabled, plural (hi Claire! 🤭), queer-ace content guy (he/him). Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down.

Denver, Colorado
Joined February 2009
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uzworm links post woooooo 🎉 Twitch - twitch.tv/uzworm TikTok - tiktok.com/@uzworm Patreon - patreon.com/uzworm YT (Discourse) - youtube.com/uzwormLP YT (Gaming) - youtube.com/2zworm Tumblr - uzworm.tumblr.com (Gaga for posterity)
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From the @ColoradoPalace watch party in Denver Colorado, here's two pictures from yesterday right after the final whistle ❤️💙❤️💙 #CPFC
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Crystal Palace are the @EmiratesFACup 2025 CHAMPIONS 🏆 #CPFC
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GOOD AFTERNOON NUGGETS NATIONNNNNNN THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, AND THE WORLD IS A BURSTING FOUNTAIN OF SERENITY, JOY, AND BEAUTY #MileHighBasketball
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IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO CHANGE THE MEME IN THE FIRST PLACE SINCE MIKE MALONE ORIGINALLY WANTED TO BE A FUCKING COP LMAO
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THIS NEWS IS SO GOOD IT GOT ME TO POST ON TWITTER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS GREAT DAY TO BE A HATER
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I don't have any resolutions for this so-called "New Year"; if fuckin' Caesar could just declare a new year whenever he wanted to I can as well so I've got weeks before I gotta think about it
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Damn, chatGPT is down? Unrelated but I'm launching a new service; for $15 I'll write a 1000 word essay about anything you want, entirely sourced by Dr. Claire PhD.
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Are you okay, uzworm? You've been listening to "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush for 2 straight hours
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Pep Guardiola when his team scores a goal but it isn't exactly like it was written up on the training ground
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Live look at me and the other 17 Colorado Palace fans refreshing the pages over and over again to keep the numbers up #cpfc
Palace are massive in Colorado. Obviously.
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Late night dub!
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I love tight games yessiree I'm glad every match this season has been one #cpfc
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🚨CYBER MONDAY SALE!! 🚨 Breaking my no-art rule for a day because a fey needs to eat. Today ONLY, get 10% off *ALL* services. 🥰 If you've been holding off on a project, now is the best time to start it! Use code "CYBERQ" @ checkout. Likes + RTs appreciated! 🎁☃️
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There's nothing funnier than the Bills refusing to build a dome cause they fancy themselves a cold weather team and then allowing 480 rushing yards every time they actually have to play in the snow
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L, and I can't stress this enough, MAO #CPFC
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Shoutout Joelinton for being the first man made entirely out of toothpicks to play in the Premier League #cpfc
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