FORCEFEMMING ALL REPUBLICANS
ILLEGAL IMMAGRANTS GET TRIPLE PAY
STRAIGHT MARRIAGE BANNED
GENDER CHANGE FOR FREE ON THE STREETS
PRONOUNS ON ASSINGMENTS BY MIDNIGHT
COLORED HAIR OR DEATH PENALTY
LEARN ARABIC AND PRAY TO ALLAH
*paws at you* everybody has bad days!
*paws at you* don't worry!
*paws at you* it's not the end of the world!
*paws at you* there's always tomorrow!
*paws at you* you can do it!
*paws at you* I'm ready to support your next effort!
*paws at you* I'm always here for you