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smør-panik

@v_problematic

just a woman with a polycystic ovary and a dream

 England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2013
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Thread of my art bc I’m bored 🧵
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@_ayandamayNov 10
"Well, if that's rape, then every guy I know is a rapist!" ....Yes. We know. That's what we've been saying.
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Anaïs@MorriganReadingNov 10
feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme
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@ayojoestarNov 7
I’m perfectly fine with my child-free taxes contributing to your children’s education, meals, and healthcare. I’m also happy to help fund your mother’s cancer treatment and your cousin’s insulin. That’s what a functioning society should look like. You’re welcome.
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✮@istgnolimitNov 5
why do certain apps think they can pause my music you're nothing and no one
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sway@xxtaalNov 5
i’m going to the shooting range and printing a picture of my self to shoot my self
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chase@_chase_____Nov 5
when ur eating soup and u finish ur bread it’s like ok. what are we even doing here anymore
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They finally did it
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@PopBaseNov 5
A new theme for the 2027 Met Gala has been announced: “extraORDINARY: Fashion and the Poetics of the Everyday.” Guests will reimagine ordinary everyday clothing such as T-shirts, jeans and sweatshirts.
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@SYNESTHEIZURENov 4
Guy who sexually attracted to the floors: "That dress looks good on you but it would look better on my floor."
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chatpile roan@chatpileroanOct 28
in the uk you have to get a tv licence to look at an LED screen on a vape
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@cachedepositsOct 25
i can feel my brain allocating lifelong storage to this post and i’m not happy
zam (@zamdoteth) profile picturezam
@zamdotethOct 25
I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
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«•»@moneymikesffsOct 23
Anyone that genuinely wished for weather like this is a paedophile man I don’t even care anymore. If you prefer this to a heat wave you have to be some kind of nonce. Check all their hard drives
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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In Tescos being hunted by their robot cleaner
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Razor Marone@StreettoughOct 19
Where’s its fucking poppy?
S (@asyouwereS6) profile pictureS@asyouwereS6Oct 18
Fucking visiting idiots are expecting this
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Fingers crossed she's ok x
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 18
Search for Amelia Earhart's plane resumes after stormy weather bbc.in/4zInbDp
Search for Amelia Earhart's plane resumes after stormy weather

Search for Amelia Earhart's plane resumes after stormy weather

An expedition to a remote Pacific island hoping to uncover the American aviator's wreckage was on hold for three days.

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h ✩@sillyexbfOct 18
when i was 7 my barbies had lesbian orgies but only under a blanket so that the secret cameras watching me couldn’t see what i was doing
Hunter Biden Updates (@cabinetlass) profile pictureHunter Biden Updates@cabinetlassOct 17
When I was 7 my Barbies had an illegal Chinese Xanax ring
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quite literally the most skillfully designed quote tweet I have ever seen
Christopher Probert (@tophe_probert) profile pictureChristopher Probert@tophe_probertOct 15
Hi, sorry to call at such short notice but our sketch artist has fallen ill, was wondering if you could step in, it says on your profile that you do sketch work... Well I normally only draw Giraffes but I guess how hard can it be, sure I'll do it.
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Ken Barlows a vegetarian
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@universe_u70293Oct 15
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