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Thirty Pound Patty

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Mitchell//26yo//mke// I tweet random shit and things only I find funny

 Milwaukee, WI
Joined September 2014
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The mullet stays mulletting
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nicole ❏@pullmanpilledJul 20
you’re serving face? we’re in the middle of a multiversal war crisis and you’re serving face?
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Why are we refusing to give Joey Jay a win!!
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my two moms @suzietoot @lydiabkollins
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Replying to @Zhane_Star
she flew the mother plane into the cuntagon and destroyed the world slay center
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lauren 🍄@lolowrenn10 Sep 2025
that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.
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…anyway #teamirene #teambosco
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Daya Betty@daya_betty41723 Apr 2025
Sweet tooth? Nah. Just a taste for blood🩸 😈 This one is for you Safety Pins 🖤🧷!! start your engines! #AllStars10 is streaming MAY 9 on @paramountplus 🤘🏼
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Suzie is so 🥵🥵🥵 #dragrace
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KIRBY AIRRIDERS
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Brendan Karet@bad_takes3 Mar 2025
everyone is editing him into things like this. republicans and democrats, and it’s like one in ten posts now
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Okay now that chikorita is getting attention I swear on my life that chikorita used to be able to learn fly in gen 2 when I was a kid but for some reason there is NO record of this anywhere. Someone is lying.
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Why he kinda spilled
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🚨🇰🇵🇺🇸 KIM JONG UN declares that "the US is behind all CONFLICTS & BLOODSHED in the world."
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Onya Nurve and Suzie Toot double crowning imminent!!! #dragrace
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sita ⚡️@twilisita20 Jan 2025
BREAKING: calamity ganon becomes inaugurated and takes residence of the white house
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@wynrosei10 Dec 2024
i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good
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Soon I’m gonna be seven, and then I can know things.
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My weinie whistle…
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You’re fatter this year
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