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4x NBA finals MVP. The most amazing person ever of all time in 140 charaters or less. Gun owning banker #NYR #NYJ #Mets #NYK #UMWolverines

Baldwin (LI),NY
Joined June 2011
“Pay to win”, this stuff is cosmetic. Everything that can be purchased in game can be done with a simple challenge.
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Wrestling is a love story
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Dear @ufc @danawhite @seanshelby, please give me an excuse to go to San Diego by booking @funkmasterMMA vs @HenryCejudo or @PetrYanUFC for ufc fight night 175. That’s 5/16/2020 in case y’all forgot.
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Holy shit Rick Nash
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I felt my iPhone 6 bend in my pocket!! Then I realized it was just a Poptart and I don't have an iPhone 6.
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Just realized I've never met a white guy named Denzel. #yeahimhigh
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First lemme take a selfie on.nfl.com/1C8aP6i”
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Turns out USC's Josh Shaw did not sprain his ankles while saving his nephew from drowning. He was actually rescuing Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
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Replying to @Eagles
“@Eagles: #NYJvsPHI GAMEDAY!! #FlyEaglesFly http://t.co/ef8p8Ala9Z” fly eagles fly? No one worth a shit will see playing time
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Progs "well if you don't like America you can leave" #BurgerKing "ok bye" Progs "HOW DARE YOU!!!"
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Now I’m ridin’ in the ‘Rari with a ski mask on. I’m too bossed up, I need to turn my boss down. I gotta go to work.
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Obama said in 2011 that he was leaving behind a "sovereign, stable and independent Iraq." #MissionAccomplished
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Girls who have more guys as friends than girls go through less depression and anxiety.
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Thank you to everyone who supported us throughout this amazing journey. We couldn't do it without bacon & You. #EpicMealEmpire
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According to the Internet I'm the only person that has ever had an absolutely garbage experience with @StagArms
Regular season is almost here yall!!!!! 🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
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