A Sit-Down w/ Tokyo >Toni: Glad to have you here, Mr. Albert Einstein >Albert: Well, yes. >T: You’ve done it again sir, ..cunty quantum physics. A remarkable discovery. >A: Well, ..sorta kinda. It’s simply fagmatics dearie. >T: Well, no… and thats all the time we have today!

Dung: fart pee in theaters this december

30 times the glass was not strong enough

The bandaid on the railing to stop her from queening out

That episode of american dad when Steve grew boobs

My geographical ass thought these were sand dunes

Now if we’re talking body u got a perfect one so put it on me

What goes on in this show

I need to find it

Yet again swifties prove to be insanely shallow I think they need to stream Mean and take a page out of their faves book! #Notverynicefans

I know she’s running the carrie red account

I won’t settle for a girl with a fake job

Does sitting on a washing machine make you a perv or are you just a guy waiting for the cycle to finish

Szia hogy vagy

He just steps into that oval office sits down and thinks of bullshit

Send another weak I’m sorry unforgivable as always

No I don’t think I will