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vanderwhat

@vanderwhat

People always seem surprised when I say I had a happy childhood 🫠

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Joined January 2012
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Matt B@PadrinoMatt23 Jul 2024
Butterfly by Mariah Carey was playing in the gym which I thought was an odd choice but of course it was coming from my pocket so I need a new gym now
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Holding a french fry like a cigarette>>
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Hey, we saw you from across the bar and we think you’re loud, can you leave
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If he doesn’t clean his mirror, he doesn’t clean his hole. Stay safe out there!
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Matt B@PadrinoMatt28 Mar 2023
Imagine Gwyneth skiing into you and that not being the best day of your life
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grapes should be free
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Mitch@thatonemitch26 Jan 2023
M3gan the Broadway Musical when??
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"Do not tumble dry" how about do not be a lil bitch.
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I think the black eyed peas really said it best with the lyrics "shut up, just shut up, shut up"
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him: are you close? me: uh… yeah, i’m right here
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Not me reversing my car into my Dad’s car because I was trying to find the Pussycat Dolls on Spotify 🥴
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Huge shoutout to whoever invented bread knives. Would be utter chaos without em. Imagine the scenes.
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I would sacrifice countless men in the name of Christine Baranski.
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When Lorde released Pure Heroine, I was 17 and living in my parents’ basement. Now she’s releasing Solar Power and I am 25 still living in my parents’ basement. Makes you think
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Matt B@PadrinoMatt20 May 2021
Is A Quiet Place 2 going to finally address the burning question of what happens if you snore (allegedly)? – at Poplar, London
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I can’t sleep cos I won’t put my phone down cos I can’t sleep cos I won’t put my phone down cos I
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ZNT@ZachNoeTowers4 Jan 2021
I need some of you to tweet more and some of you to tweet less – at West Hollywood, CA
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Joseph@Jomosexual9229 Nov 2020
Stacie Orrico lied to all of us as children. I can’t think of one thing I’ve found that’s better than chasing temporary highs.
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Matt B@PadrinoMatt30 Sep 2020
Never got why they called the first film in the MCU Iron Man, after a peripheral character, and not Pepper Potts?
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“Probably not Karen” — me helping my sister with baby names
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