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darker takes, brighter rants. Surviving this forsaken app one absurd, retarded post at a time

Joined May 2024
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Feel free to tip my stupid, broke af ass. Someone offered today, so I'm like... Sure! Lol 😂 buymeacoffee.com/vanta.q.ble…
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ChickSexting Randy made real. "..... 🤬🤳 RANDY MARSH!" youtube.com/shorts/3ZYJukIVk…
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vanta bleu retweeted
i am literally the only one who does not use those stupid bots or dots or muse and yet i get accused of automation
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I hope most of my unfollows are Uber weird lefty-leftists, super righty righty tighties and Canadians.
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If you're going to be a fake Canadian spy why don't you at least have some common sense. Oh wait never mind you're f****** Canadian. Typical Canadian pretending to be a US soldier but can't discern fireworks from gunshots. Check my account for another check mark for more retard Canadians. No offense to cool Canadians. I understand not all of you are retarded but most of you are.
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The video I sent have been fireworks for an hour. No cops. Lol I promise you
Replying to @Night_Terrors69
Wait do you think the last hour gunshots have been fired here in the Midwest and no cops showing up and it's real gunfire? Lol
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I'm declaring today "October 28th or Something" Holiday because I'm happy and I love surprise fireworks.
Replying to @4yp6vspmjn
A Holiday good Sir 🫡 Like "October 28th or Something."
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People who sacrifice people for anything can suck my dick. Remember remember like October 28th or something lol 😜 Shit. The Narrative works don't it.
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Fireworks for the last hour I think. Idk I've been showering halfway thru. Nice work. I love a good fireworks show 🍿😃
Fireworks are going off in the street in front of my hotel all of a sudden, it's fun!!
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It's me bitch
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Fireworks are going off in the street in front of my hotel all of a sudden, it's fun!!
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Now, I'm genuinely going to go wash my ass. Having too much fun. Watch this. Worth it. Bunker Sessions 45' The Heils ⚡💀 ⚡ Aryan 📀 youtu.be/qiktBSrJFtI?si=j8lF…
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Getting in the shower to wash my ass. Thought everyone should know my V is going to be sparkly clean and doesn't stink. Just let Doinks know for me. 🐸
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Hell yea
Replying to @vanta_bleu
Stink gripping!? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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vanta bleu retweeted
Replying to @Night_Terrors69
Oh yeah totally for sure I ain't dying for no f****** fags
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Replying to @Danthedevilman
Too bad I ain't dying for no f****** dorks, nerds, perverted or bad actors
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Over my dead ass anyone is going to sacrifice my stink gripping V on Halloween.
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No that's primo primal
Can a relationship truly survive long-term if there is a permanent, irreconcilable mismatch in sexual drive between partners?
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Same but I don't want a dick either and I don't want to deal with women.
I do not want to be a woman
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