putting my account in Sport Mode
The Big Apple
Joined December 2013
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I love having a crappy band and a tiny room that leaks and stupid hair and transgressive fiction aspirations and weed paraphernalia and zero dollars. I will never be dragged into the 21st century! I will remain in the 90s forever!
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Pull up to the coffee shop with no pants but the lady smile and tell me I have a cool car + big penis and ask me for my number
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sorry to preach but it is insane to me that the history of youth movements is made up of young people fighting for the right to be considered whole human beings (with political agency and sexual freedom and cultural value) and now everyone just wants to be a baby forever
It is very annoying to me that the market is crashing in real life but also in the soccer game I play on my phone. I really can’t catch a break, can I?
Taking ibuprofen every day might be killing my stomach lining but it feels soooooooo gooooooooooooood
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i have a new short story out today on x-ray. it is for fans of laughter. and sadness. laughter and sadness. thank you to joshua hebburn
we have a short story by Sebastian Castillo @bartlebytaco !!
it's about a bookworm who gets a library book & is almost/basically driven insane by the penciled in annotations that a previous reader has left. so funny & well written ! read this now
xraylitmag.com/solitude-by-s…
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the banks are out of money #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney
I don’t need screen time limits, I just look at tiktok until I see someone so hot it makes me want to turn off my phone and collapse into the void
For real tho I am not cutting my hair or eating red oil again just in case those Ghanaian witchcraft guys are right
Looks like your boy is about to get paid! Anyone heard of a company called (Adjust) before? I’m thinking of sending them my bank details.
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i was just thinking about how the cool thing about mononoke is how nuanced eboshi is. real ambivalence about the possibility of the interests of the bourgeoisie representing the general interests of society as a whole
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Canned cocktails are playing a much smaller role in social degeneration than I imagined they would. Society is still degenerating but I don't think canned cocktails have anything to do with it.
