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Syracuse, NY
Joined April 2007
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Bro is a traitor.
Yesterday, Putin revealed that Russian authorities are "in close touch" with Elon Musk about the technology Ukraine needs to defend itself. Our new report @TheAtlantic investigates how @elonmusk went from supporting Ukraine to coordinating with Moscow. theatlantic.com/national-sec…
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There is a media blackout for posts about Jared Kushner's cellphone so naturally we are going to spread the word.
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Bad news. Looks like Narco Rubio's thugs in Bolivia are going to arrest Nadia Beller, the lawyer who blew the lid off the US-Israeli black op to steal elections and empower the far right across Latin America -- the same Big Tech/CIA conspiracy that just fell short in Brazil.
SCOOP: Nadia Beller, the Bolivian whistleblower who survived an assassination attempt ordered by Trump associate and political operative Fernando Cerimedo, tells me authorities are seeking to arrest her as soon as Friday. According to sources within the Bolivian government and police, the case will argue that her (brave) testimony against Cerimedo’s crimes—which range from U.S. backed election interference to drug trafficking—is evidence she had prior knowledge and failed to report. Beller, a lawyer herself, cites multiple legal grounds for immunity and says this is an obvious attempt to silence her for exposing a corruption network spanning from Washington DC to Bolivia, Brazil, Argentina, and beyond. Beller’s whistleblowing prompted investigations in Argentina and Chile, including a congressional commission probing Cerimedo. The Bolivian attorney general who arrested and charged Cerimedo with femicide for the attack on Beller was sanctioned by the U.S. and later detained by Bolivian authorities. Beller says she fears for her life and the life of her unborn child, which Cerimedo allegedly fathered. She is calling on the international community to support her in the face of political lawfare, attempted femicide, and state repression. Please share far and wide.
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The Trump administration sending the National Guard, prison guards, ATF, and DEA agents to monitor polls is fucking wild. It seems authoritarian because it’s authoritarian.
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Disgusting corruption! This is what you buy with half a billion of campaign contributions apparently 😡
SCOOP: The DoD Inspector General is declining to investigate Musk and Starlink slowdowns in Ukraine despite a bipartisan request from 9 Senators. @SenatorShaheen calls it “concerning” The IG says the lawmakers should direct their questions to the @usairforce and @USSpaceForce
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Fire @USAmbIsrael Huckabee. Then jail him.
Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job. @GovMikeHuckabee @SecRubio @davidamilstein @WhiteHouse
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Notice how Brazil's supreme court is trying to hold a presidential candidate accountable for breaking the law instead of giving him immunity.
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Abdul El-Sayed on the Iran war: “In one fell swoop, he puts both of the key ingredients to the industry that’s holding up the entire stock market in America at risk. We’re depleted with interceptor missiles, Taiwan has never been less secure, and the price of energy has never been higher. Fucking idiot”
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When Trump admits guilt because he can't keep a secret, believe him. When he says Elon can make one vote count as 3, believe him. He did it in 2024 and he's doing it again.
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Marco Rubio leading Flávio Bolsonaro's escape is the biggest receipt that the US was interfering in the Brazilian’s elections.
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Mark Zuckerberg needs to go to prison for a long, long time. He is blatantly interfering in elections in the US, Brazil and all across the world. The only message they will hear is prison. Let him try fix elections for there.
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It's infuriating that this wasn't the normalized approach for like 5-10 yrs. Just forced to watch the press/pundits pretend to take incoherent "policies" seriously, even auto-paraphrasing Trump remarks as if we dont already know he's clueless and winging it. ENOUGH. FINALLY.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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US media is bought and paid for by Trump's cronies so they avoid this story like the plague.
Jared and Netanyahu are sharing a bank account and the media won’t even touch the story . This is beyond party affiliation, this is national security 🤷🏽‍♂️
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This is a five-alarm fire. Everybody needs to get out and vote. Don't leave anything up to chance.
🚨 BREAKING: Meta has suspended Angie Nixon's organizing account ahead of the midterms. Nixon is the Democratic nominee for US Senate in Florida.
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Instead… hear me out… America could’ve had free healthcare for everyone.
JUST IN: Pentagon tells Congress the Iran military operation has cost American taxpayers $47,100,000,000.00.
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THANK GOD we have someone finally saying this. Trump is a moron.
Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Microsoft got $19 billion in tax breaks from Trump. It pays a lower federal income tax rate than a teacher. It’s spending $60 billion on stock buybacks. Its CEO made $90 million last year. “Corporations will create jobs if they get tax breaks” is a total scam.
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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Very definition of an impeachable offense
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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Billionaires spending hundreds of millions to defeat "socialists" at the ballot box so they can build enough data centers to replace your job with AI aren't going to willingly give you UBI. I really shouldn't have to explain this.
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