Sup, and congrats on living in the precise way to land on my profile in this moment! I write stuff and I post about sports a lot. (Also I have a YT channel.) 

Joined August 2009
*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era
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Happy sports equinox day! Today is the only day this year that you can (try to) watch an NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL and WNBA game at the exact same time, or as I call it: The Sickos Challenge.
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Spooky Blaylock πŸŽƒπŸ•·οΈ retweeted
crazy to think that this is the last time we got to hear him voicing bugs bunny and it almost never got released. he should’ve had way more years ahead of him, still doesn’t make sense that he’s gone. RIP Eric Bauza
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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Oh no, this is just devastating. What an unbelievable talent.
Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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The rate at which players suffer bad leg injuries in the modern NBA is so distressing
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Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time. TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher. When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny. Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up β€” But it wasn't me! No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back. Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased. After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute. Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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Congratulations to Lula for demonstrating that vowing to curtail sports betting is a viable political strategy
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Spooky Blaylock πŸŽƒπŸ•·οΈ retweeted
Sheesh!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
Happy to say I just discovered the most 90's Inside the NBA segment possible
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Republicans turning an incredibly benign thing Obama did into a culture war controversy in 2026
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The French mind cannot comprehend Steely McBeam
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I like that the Brewers gave their mascot his own little house within the stadium. More teams should do this. The Phanatic should have a mysterious lair somewhere with CBP.
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Is it time to fire Erik Spoelstra and replace him with Pat Riley?
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Happy to say I just discovered the most 90's Inside the NBA segment possible
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How it feels to post something inane that's about to reach way more people than you actually intended it to
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Spooky Blaylock πŸŽƒπŸ•·οΈ retweeted
Spurs 0-2 Knicks 0-2 Pelicans 0-2 NO ONE thought this is how the season would start.
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Pizza just feels like it's going to be more delicious when you open up the box and it's got that white little plastic table thing in the center of it.
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Spooky Blaylock πŸŽƒπŸ•·οΈ retweeted
Current NBA players that share three letters of their last name in the same position as their team name
This has to be one of the only times in history that an NBA player has signed with a team that he shares three of the first four letters of his last name with in the exact same spots
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It's October and we might've already seen the best defensive play of the entire season
CAN WE GET AN AMEN!!!!!!! HE BLOCKS WEMBY!!!!
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The way Caleb Wilson attacks the rim as a rookie is so damn impressive. Fully convinced he's gonna be special.
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This has to be one of the only times in history that an NBA player has signed with a team that he shares three of the first four letters of his last name with in the exact same spots
Former Lakers forward Dalton Knecht has agreed to sign with the New York Knicks on a two-way NBA contract, his agents at Excel Sports Management tell ESPN.
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