at sprouts and large woman in scooter drops glass everywhere so my bf and i help her and as we’re walking away she blurts out “i’m blind, i have parkinson’s, but i know you’re a pair! i’m bisexual!!” period, clock it!
dial-in to meeting from my phone on 2 hour walk, immediately solve search algorithm vectorization the engineers have been trying to tinker with for two weeks and then immediately hang up; like hold up engineering team a real sperg is going beast mode
there’s a specific type of person that uses apps and services like ring camera, Nextdoor, etc. They are constantly losing their pets, selling TCL TVs on Facebook and trying to find a ride to the airport. it seems like a miserable existence but they love it and are happy
having just seen megalopolis. Francis ford coppola this is not your final film i am assigning you to direct Final Fantasy VII: The Movie you must comply
britney spheres retweeted
STOP ASKING ME WHAT I AM FOR HALLOWEEN I DONT CELEBRATE THAT I AM A CHRISTIAN ! what does light have to do with darkness?
the only person on this planet i have gotten in verbal altercations with🫶
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