@verbstract

Ambrosia for chaos. Part bad parenting, part youthful rebellion.

Joined March 2009
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I've heard of batman, superman, spiderman... But.. what are Suleiman's superpowers?
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Hehehehe Manchester United is the gift that keeps on giving.
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What’s your next car?
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Irungu Kang’ata ana deliver huko Murang’a joh! Eish.
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I won't force my kids to love Liverpool but they will have freedom to choose between Liverpool or leave my house !!!
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El día que nuestro himno sonó en Anfield recitado por los casi 1000 groguets que nos acompañaron en Liverpool. Historia. Honor.
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Replying to @officialmrsavvy
I mean am I the only one?
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MF, that's called a freaking job !!!!!
💀IGGY💀@ItsTheReal_BizZOct 19
Can we normalize hanging out without drinking 🙁
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Paris SG fans during the match vs FC Barcelona tonight 😂
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Tonight’s PSG vs Barcelona match is really testing my loyalty to LFC 🙂‍↔️
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Can’t even hoon anymore. Speed cameras, fuel prices up, gearbox might surprise you, random speed bumps…
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Sigh. We are next
Premier League
@premierleagueOct 18
22 goals and six consecutive victories for @BHAFC 👏
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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Ist das schon Tradition?
RB Leipzig
@RBLeipzigOct 10
Ist das schon Tradition? #RBLSGE #Bundesliga
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It’s actually the other way round Mr. President. There is a reason the right to life and the fundamental freedoms come first in the Bill of Rights. More than anything else we want to live in a free and democratic country because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things.
K24TV
@K24TvOct 18
President William Ruto has declared that freedom and democracy are meaningless without development, sharpening the political debate with Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna over what Kenya needs ahead of the 2027 general election. Read the full story here: shorturl.at/rIhJz
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Un héroe ha caido
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La imagen es generada por IA y no muestra un evento real. Fotos virales similares de la Pantera Rosa en protestas en Francia han sido verificadas como creadas con inteligencia artificial. newtral.es/pantera-rosa-p…
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Nas was right to stop taking your calls.
Hit-Boy
@Hit_BoyOct 17
Ali G: Who Iz I?
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Jude Law is set to play iconic Liverpool FC manager Bill Shankly in A24's upcoming, Jack Thorne penned drama series about the legendary gaffer's rise and reign at Anfield. Read more: empireonline.com/tv/news/jud…
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🤣🤣🤣
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@stevensongsOct 16
When someone carjacks your new Tesla.
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French protests are absolute cinema.
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