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Me 2 my friends whomst have eaten large bowls of noodle soup w me: boba?
Them who just secs ago were complaining abt how full they r: yeah
Kevin Chu! retweeted
There is something so twisted about a smile-which usually represents something good, by the way-being an omen of evil. Imagine an entity who gives you a big thumbs up but he doesn’t mean it all…
Well, it happened again. I started irony watching a straight guys cringe Reels, saw some vulnerable posting, realized he was kind of cute, and now have a crush on him
I found out Andrew Scott is going to be in a romantic fantasy adaptation of this Japanese horror film so I added it to my watchlist a very telling action to me and me only
dentist after knocking all my teeth around with their little power tools: hey you might need invisalign
of course I have diarrhea from my Mexico trip!!!!!!! I love souvenirs so much that I simply could not go home empty handed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've decided to make the Jennifer Coolidge tokusatsu shoot directed by The Daniels my entire personality. Thank you for your time.
me: nostalgia is ruining media there's no new ideas just reboots and sequels
also me laying in my bed at 3 am every night: I need a desperate housewives reboot to continue living
Kevin Chu! retweeted
I have never done a sexual favor for anything. I deserve presents for breathing.
whoever put my name on a list to get those sex boner pill texts........thank you I ordered 2500 units and my cock is now 10373 feet long and always hard