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alex

@vicewater

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Joined June 2021
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“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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PUNISHED BRAPGQD (@BRAPGQD_V2) profile picturePUNISHED BRAPGQD@BRAPGQD_V2Nov 9
Picking ass over boobs is spiritually 3rd worldist
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*GETS ST*BBED AT MY FAVORITE FISHING SPOT* 911 operator: i need your exact location Me: nevermind
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days@DayscdNov 9
Love him or hate him, SpongeBob is friend with Patrick so if you wanna watch the show he’s gonna be there. sorry.
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Yeah lemme get uhh jim the office surgery thanks
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@PulcysNov 8
Looksmaxxer Hexum shows his 1 year transformation after getting a palate expander 😳 Before Vs Now
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
JUST IN: Joe Biden reveals Trump privately told him they would be “good friends” if it weren't for politics.
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THAT BLUE WAVE GOT HIM SEEING GHOSTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 8
Trump Admits His Deportation Policy Was “Too Tough” in 60 Minutes Interview
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@LeadingReportNov 8
Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.
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R.I.P. to a legend.
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when you can’t afford to have a destructive crashout so you hit the
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"mario theres peach yams down the hall and to the right"
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U ever been so cool w a mf and have no idea what they name is lmaooo
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M.@blndvntNov 6
when i pay in cash and my bank account stays the same so it was basically free
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KiToro@KiToro94Nov 7
this sonic shit will stay with me until I die I fear
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@ma1ybeNov 7
That's why conservatives don't want children to learn sex education. Because if they learn it, they'll be able to detect abuse easily.
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@Rosaria__lxmNov 7
Detecting the signs in time and lending a hand can save a life.
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This just blew my fucking mind
joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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i can’t believe we as a society allow white women to say this
mila (@icuyell) profile picturemila@icuyellJun 8
all men should start off in prison and prove their way out
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