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Manchester, England
Joined December 2008
"14 years of corruption and lies and gaslighting... and everybody out there is thinking, 'no more of this'" says Carol Vorderman on #C4BritainDecides - as exit polls predict a Labour landslide victory. Watch it NOW on @channel4 until 9am. #GeneralElection2024
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this is the part of the C4 coverage where all my WhatsApp groups are debating who and in what order they'd have sex with the presenters and guests. Landslide Fry and Campbell so far, but Rory's sensitive, frog-like mouth intrigues me.
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If you use it right, Google is the most powerful tool in the world. But the truth is most people suck at it. Here are 8 Googling tips that you probably don't know👇
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I'm now launching a counter-campaign to run alongside this - for everyone to have a portrait of Queen, if they want one. A multi-sexual, multi-racial, legendary rock behemoth that shows off the soft power of British cultural diversity, and Freddie's amazing trousers.
I think this is a wonderful, patriotic and unifying campaign for our country. I will be writing to the Prime Minister to ask him to give it careful consideration and looking for opportunities to discuss further in Parliament. 👑🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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What can I say other than a massive thanks to you all. Best job in the world in the best city-region in the world. I will continue to give it my all for you.
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In early 1900s slang, ‘to turn the best side to London’ was to make the best you can of a situation or a difficult set of circumstances.
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If you look at the figures below, it’s hard not to conclude: when cases rise in the North, the North goes under restrictions when cases rise in London and the South East, everyone stays under restrictions
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Doesn’t seem right that the new lockdown guidelines are all leaked to a chosen few in the media prior to the press conference. Seems perfectly reasonable that the new lockdown guidelines are all leaked to a chosen few in the media prior to the press conference.
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Genuine question: could someone please explain what the gov’s rationale is for offering Gtr Manchester £22m as it goes into Tier 3, and Liverpool City Region being offered just over £40m for going into Tier 3?
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We have this design for the new stamp, thanks to artist @BaibaAuriaArt Does anybody know the next step to forming a Republic of the North? #BorisHasFailedTheNation
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So the Leader in the North refused to take the knee for the Southern Blonde Sociopath, and now there’s a good chance The Wall will collapse. Feel like I’ve seen this before.
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Quite a moment as Andy Burnham is shown the government’s £22 million offer on live TV.
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I am grateful to the Deputy CMO for recognising this point. Too many rush to blame the public in the North without understanding this.
Van Tam says problem in north stems from failure to reduce disease levels there as much as in south. He reinforces argument of some local government leaders in north that initial lockdown was eased to suit conditions in London and south rather than in north.
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A robot wrote this entire article. Are you scared yet, human? theguardian.com/commentisfre…
If you find our shops a bit short staffed this week, I’m sorry. We have a colleague benefit where you get an extra day off when your kids have their first day at school, so a number of colleagues are doing a very special job away from their shops!
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🤩 It's competition time! 🤩 Thanks to our friends @EasternAirways we're giving away flights for two to the south coast! Here's what you need to do 👇 1 - follow us here on Twitter 2 - retweet this post 3 - reply with your favourite holiday destination flyerbuses.co.uk
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