Asuma with Kurenai??? Where the man is portrayed as overly masculine and the women so feminine, the man die and the war while wife staying behind, pregnant and alone to raise the child, if this isn’t the definition of a hetslop I don’t know what else could be
La única ship hetero de Naruto que te puede salir bien como disfraz es Shika y Temari o Asuma con Kurenai, el resto es decir que tu pololo no te quiere
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this insanely funny considering naruto was thinking about team 7 when he got a bento made by his family 😭😭 sakura and team 7’s bond with him isn't even what needs debating here, they have a much bigger fish to fry
They can't get over that Naruto called Sakura his girlfriend after their fav nearly offed herself for him once again #cope
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and #they dare to call sakura "I bypass the laws whenever they conflict with my personal loyalties" haruno a konoha bootlicker
you may think i'm joking but these examples here
-reading confidential hokage reports, -sneaking out of the village with no clearance
-drugging her teammates to seek out a rouge-nin
there's probably more, I'll add when I find them
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