AntiJokeDog

Why don't how the teacup song?

real slim shady blocked me

LIVE GIRLS ON CAM! LIVE GIRLS, ALL LIVING, NONE OF THEM ARE CORPSES

she wears short skirts i wear the SKIN OF MY ENEMIES

*sings the hokey pokey during sex*

on my way to steal yo girl

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I'm a Schizophrenic And so am I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white, and Pansies are pink.

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.