I write Shallow Not Stupid and star in Spying on Strange Men a novel by my evil twin ("Sylvia Plath with a sense of humour") Carole Morin
Planet Lash Soho
Joined August 2011
- Tweets19.6K
- Following904
- Followers604
- Likes9.7K
Pinned Tweet
“From its very first page Carole Morin’s darkly disorienting dystopia puts its reader on edge…” Fleshworld by Carole Morin heraldscotland.com/news/2060…
Poland St Post Office routinely overcharges. A small first class letter was £10.75. It should have been £3.80. @royalmail tell me it's nuffink to do with them it's "the post office". How do I complain to Post Office services?
"The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it emotionally." Flannery O'Connor
#thoughtfortoday
25
Me waiting for my nails to dry while the world moans about this and that. #shutup #shallownotstupid #gloomballoonoff
22
I've just found out that it's bad manners to post a greeting card first class. Always the last to know...So. For a Halloween birthday, I'd have to post the card second class now to arrive next year, right?
1
1
50
Take a wee break from your whining and tell Vivvy if you know a stay-put lip product that survives eating and drinking. This henchgirl red is 80% effective. I'm looking for 100%.
A #shallownotstupid post
17
Fed-up with the world and everybody in it? Stay in bed Spying on Strange Men.
carolemorin.co.uk/audio/
23
I can't stand self-deprecating humour. There's enough cunts laughing at you. Give yourself a day off.
A #shallownotstupid post
How are Soho residents supposed to get deliveries? Already difficult. And what about emergency services? Do they have to drive all the way round to avoid Oxford St? Are there crossing points?
If the Mayor can't keep Oxford Street's plants watered, residents are right to ask who'll clean it, police it and keep it running after 26 October. Let's get it right, not rush it. 🪴
#OxfordStreet
34
Whose responsibility is removal of the dead pigeon on the grotty terrace on the left? Is it @glp_estateagent the lazy estate agent's associated with @JonathanGlanz - former Chief Scrounger @CityWestminster ? Or is it WCC environmental health? @Leader_WCC
60
Soho scrounger who gets a free pass on his council tax from @Leader_WCC @citywestminster now boasting about travelling "executive class" in Rome. No "plebs" in his carriage.
Why is this man allowed to dodge council tax?
44
'Now I no longer wish to be loved, beautiful, happy or successful. I want one thing and one thing only. To be left alone.'
#thoughtfortoday from Jean Rhys the literary Garbo
1
30
Is it reasonable for a Soho GP to have a long Chinese voice message then “for English press 1” when you get connected to someone who barely speaks English?
@YvetteCooperMP
1
69
Why does the Councillors' friend get excused from paying council tax? Everyone else pays...
@horton_official @westminsterhub @WestLondonWomen @Wminstertimes
Soho resident King of Toads disses "plebs". Maybe more "plebs" could afford to travel in his carriage on Eurostar Premiere if, like the Toad, they were given a free pass on their council tax by @Leader_WCC @CityWestminster
#scrounger aided by #hypocrites
1
48
Tim talks such a lot he forgets to act on what he's promised. Still waiting for him to move the WCC bins blocking my bins and causing a fire hazard.
West End councillors @voteTimBarnes and Elizabeth Amos met residents in Soho and Mayfair: motorbike noise, planning, crime and a potential new museum, with many reporting progress. Next one: 7 Nov.
#WestminsterMatters #Westminster #CityThatWorksForAll
1
139
So, Tim, Lizzy, here's your (locked) bins, blocking our bins, and stopping them from being emptied. Again! Creating a wee fire hazard. Any chance of moving them to a more sensible position? Too busy taking selfies?
@VoteTimBarnes @horton_official @Leader_WCC @emgpolitical
2
1
253
